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TRIXIE: So how are we going to defeat Twilight? Are we going to kill her? Because Trixie would be totally on board with that. Especially if it involves knives. Trixie likes knives. They make her feel all tingly…
 
SUNSET SHIMMER: No! We won’t kill Twilight Sparkle! That would be too obvious!
 
TRIXIE: Too fun, more like it…
 
SUNSET SHIMMER: Drum roll, please. (pause) Come on, is it too much to ask for a [EFF!]ing drum roll? (drum roll starts) Thank you, for Celestia’s sake… In order to defeat Twilight Sparkle, we’re going to… have a magic duel with her! Dun-dun-duuuuun! (drum roll continues)
 
TRIXIE: That’s your plan?
 
NIGHTMARE MOON: I already did that.
 
DISCORD: Yeah, me too, heh-heh.
 
SUNSET SHIMMER: This will be no ordinary magic duel. It will… look, you can stop the drum roll now! (drum roll stops) Thank you. This magic duel will take place… on a boat!
 
TRIXIE: A boat.
 
SUNSET SHIMMER: Yes. Ingenious, isn’t it?
 
TRIXIE: Why a boat?
 
SUNSET SHIMMER: Because, when she loses the magic duel… we’ll… push her over the edge of the boat! …Into the sea!
 
TRIXIE: And what, pray tell, will that accomplish?
 
SUNSET SHIMMER: Well, her mane will be soaked. It’ll take her hours to dry it.
 
TRIXIE: Why do we even need to have a magic duel? Why can’t we just push her off the boat?
 
SUNSET SHIMMER: … No! The magic duel is integral to the plot! The evil plot! Of which I am the evil mastermind!