Nice pic but when I thought toilets I thought like the actual toilet

@Goldenpwny  
That’ll work. X3

@Gundlach  
Just dress up as Pinkie Pie.  
_{(referencing >>346467)}

@Goldenpwny  
German? Yeah. Turkish? Nah.  
Though I don’t know of that many women that can pee standing up.

@Gundlach  
Nah, they’ll just assume your a mix of German and Turkish :P

@Goldenpwny  
I think my facial hair and broad shoulders would be a dead giveaway. That and standing while I pee.

@Gundlach  
See, your problem is you asked. Best thing to do would be to just walk in like you belong, head into a stall, do your thing and leave.  
They’ll be frozen in a state of confusion wondering if you were a normal guy or a reaalllyyy ugly girl.

@Goldenpwny  
Can’t see that ending well.  

@Gundlach  
Yea. And if you really gotta go you could always just storm into the girl bathroom.
 
… wait….

@Goldenpwny  
I’d rather wait in line.

@Gundlach  
Not sure what’s worse, what you just described… or having to wait in a 20 person line to use the restroom.

@Goldenpwny  
Yeah. You don’t even have to look at him to know he’s right there.  

@Gundlach  
Then you get that creeper that walks in and takes the one urinal next to you even though there is a string of 96 other unoccupied urinals.

@Goldenpwny  
I remember back in high school we had something called the 1-3-5 rule. Not an actual rule. Just a guy’s code of conduct whenever you’re using the urinals. Basically, it means it’s safe to use the urinal two over on either side of the guy currently using the urinal. For example, if there’s three urinals and there’s a guy using the far right, it’s okay to use the one on the far left. And if some asshole’s using the one in the middle, you either wait or go shoulder to shoulder with the guy. Forgot to mention that there were no dividers in my high school. So if three guys really have to go, it’s gonna be three guys shoulder to shoulder taking a piss. Awkward.

@Gundlach  
Aww you poor thing :P  
But yea I think most people would be uncomfortable in that scenario.

@Goldenpwny  
They use the stalls. Except for that one lady with the deep voice. NAAAH! Just kidding.  
But, yeah, it doesn’t help that I’m piss shy.

@Gundlach  
Hah! Sucks.  
But I assume they’d be in the stalls… right? So what difference does it make?
 
_{(I hope to God they’d be in the stalls 0.0 )}

@Goldenpwny  
I shit you not. I’ve been in two situations where the line for the women’s room was so long, ladies started moving into the men’s room. It’s hard enough trying to take a piss when it’s just other guys, but nooooooo, thanks to little miss I-gotta-go, I can’t go.

@Gundlach  
And a nightclub, and n open bar, and a 5-star restaurant, and a hookah bar….
 
There has to be a long line in front of every girls room for a reason dammit! >_<

@Goldenpwny  
I imagine, with the lack of urinals, they just have more room for toilets and sinks.  
_{^{…and a luxury spa.}}

Wait… That’s it?!  
I always expected the girls room to be more glamorous than that… ._.

@Yorec  
yet again +10

CMC BATHROOM MONITORS YAY!!!

Meanwhile there is someone in the stall taking a mean con shit.