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She invented a whole new type of oven specifically for baking cakes. Of course she can cook.
@James Rye
Dude, it’s got more stuff in it than that. And the advice is mostly good advice, except for the part about discovering magical artifacts.
I dunno, 1001 pages of “let your student handle all the shitz happening and eat cake” doesn´t seem like a competent advise to me on how to be a princess.
I mean, it works for Celestia but for OCD Twilight? XD
Celestia can cook? o_o
It’s something called an ‘egg tooth’. It falls off after they hatch.
I just did.
I can turn into a dinosaur. Does that count?
You asked me if chickens were born with teeth. They aren’t unless you use the chickenosaur method, and even then the teeth cannot develop enamel.
Why aren’t you?
Also, I know one, but it only works on creatures that lay eggs.
Besides, I just said that I knew a guy.
I know a time travel spell, but it only lasts 20 minutes and it kills the user afterwards 99% of the time. Do you know resurrection spells?
And why aren’t you posting in the thread?
Are chickens born with teeth?
I guess I’ll need to hack into time.
Mayo, do you know any time travellers?
Too late. Twilight’s already sent Cadance there, and is planning out what five ponies will be the other Elements in Spike’s group.
She’s even planning on unleashing some ancient evils.
https://derpibooru.org/dis/the-adventures-of-randomosaur-and-mayojar77
Post a link.
Where should we take this story? I don’t think the mods will be happy with this.
’Kay.
Yes, I guess I am.
Get in the Dinomobile!
Wait, you’re agreeing with me?
NOOOOO!!!!!! Not second best pony!
I need to stop Twilight now.
Cadence will be trapped in Venus.
Bullcrap. She’s going to start training Spike as the Element of Magic just so she can follow in Celestia’s footprints.
The only question is whether she’ll exile Shining or Cadance to the moon.
And again, that’s not the only source. How about ‘Luna’s Grilled Cheese Recipe and Political Intrigue Manual’, for starters.
Still, why ignore advice from trusted and (in the case of everything but Cosmare) well researched sources? Heck, Celestia’s one is the single most complete guidebook on how to be any kind f leader in the world, and it has some pretty damn good recipes in it. The damn thing’s the size of a mattress, and every page has useful information on it.
…Holy CRAP.
I think she’s talking about a comprehensive instruction manual for princesses. Of course, even then there’s already The Complete Imbecile’s Guide to Equestrian Nobility. I remember seeing a copy in a Canterlot bookstore once. Apparently it came out around the time Cadance got her horn. It’s weird that Twilight’s never heard of it.
She wants to be a princess using her own methods.