They’re whalers on the moon,  
They carried a harpoon,  
But there weren’t no whales,  
So they told tall tails  
And sung a whaling tune!

“And don’t even get me started on the gophers.”

Next morning the sun did rise  
Crimson in the sky  
The ice was the color of blood  
And the winds they did sigh  
What race will be next in line?  
Up for the slaughter  
I’m the last of the Great Whales  
And I am done.

@Classy  
That song always gives me the chills.

What will we do with the drunken whaler  
What will we do with the drunken whaler  
What will we do with the drunken whaler  
Early in the morning
 
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner  
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner  
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner  
Early in the morning
 
Way, hey and up she rises  
Way, hey and up she rises  
Way, hey and up she rises  
Early in the morning
 
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver  
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver  
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver  
Early in the morning
 
Stuff him in a sack and throw him over  
Stuff him in a sack and throw him over  
Stuff him in a sack and throw him over  
Early in the morning
 
Way, hey and up she rises  
Way, hey and up she rises  
Way, hey and up she rises  
Early in the morning

Are you sure you weren’t driven insane by several cries of AEIOU and John Madden beforehand?

Did someone say Space Whales? Cause I though I heard someone say Space Whales…  

@FSin
 
To quote G1 Transformers:  
Astrotrain: In the days of Megatron it was not like this.  
Sweeps: You mean Galvatron!  
Cyclonus, Sweeps: Hail Galvatron! Hail Galvatron! Hail Galvatron!  
Astrotrain: Well, they were the same guy…

@Background Pony  
Shh, let the man get slightly annoyed at how people represent a fictional character on the internet.
 
We all have freedom here.

@FSin  
Since when did Luna forget what happened to her when she was Nightmare Moon?

The fact that nobody seems to get that she was still nightmare moon, NOT Luna, on the moon annoys me, so thumbs down

There was also some old Robot Guy, some insane Snake Goddess and a Witch with her minions.
 
(Let’s see who gets all of those right )

@evilpresident  
But there aint no whales so we tell tall tales  
and sing a whaling tune

Whales?
 
Are you sure you don’t mean…

We’re whalers on the moon!  
We carry a harpoon!