“Seriously though, this movie is ridiculous. Its the most ridiculous movie Ive watched in a long time. I appreciate the effort of trying to pull off something so silly and making it work, but the characters were too flat, and the story in general makes no sense, at least to me.  
Besides, its gotten me into a bit of a pickle. I guess some viewers just wont ever be able to tell the difference between reality and fiction, especially when its something as silly as this movie.  
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take care of an angry mob by hiding behind the concession stand and barricading it with marshmallow bags.”