That’s nothing. Before their first dose, they were horses.

And Rarity’s like smoking a cigarette out of her tracheotomy port.

@Background Horse  
Yeah. Call me when they have dolls that actually have real differences being sold in a mainstream toyline, not just boutique toys.

@Itsthinking  
What else I think that you mean by “singlehandedly setting girl’s toys back at least another twenty years” is that they’re going to keep making up their own nonsensical messages as well as masking and sugar-coating and reality just because some moronic parents think that it’s “OFFENSIVE!!!!!111” if they actually make it realistic.

@Itsthinking  
You have some very good points.
 
>Girls don’t appreciate monster movies/scary concepts unless they’re in high school  
No, fuckers.
 
>We can’t make a toyline that celebrates differences that actually exist  
Even worse. Screw you, soccer moms… do you really think that kids will notice, care, think that it’s bad and/or start imitating them if they see a girl with no hair from cancer treatment or a girl with Autism?!?!?!?!?! NO!
 
Another major problem is that monsters are supposed to have “freaky flaws” because THEY’RE MONSTERS! THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO HOWL AT THE MOON, BE ALLERGIC TO GARLIC AND NOT BE SEEN IN MIRRORS, OR HAVE STITCHES THAT FALL APART CONSTANTLY! This “freaky flaws” shit makes zero to zip sense if we’re talking about REAL human beings.

@Background Horse  
Nah, that’s just because plastic is expensive and consumers want cheap toys. It’s more the “Girls don’t appreciate monster movies/scary concepts unless they’re in high school” and “We can’t make a toyline that celebrates differences that actually exist” feelings that it propagates.

@Itsthinking  
How? Is it because they look so… anorexic?

@Poptard  
Fausthulk says it all!

 
Okay, those are really creepy dolls. (Plus, they don’t even look like the characters.)

@Strawberry_Mask  
Everything in general. It’s pretty much singlehandedly setting girl’s toys back at least another twenty years, regardless of how “expressive” and “unique” they’re marketed to be.

@itsthinking
 
You mean poison to mlp or to everything in general ?

 

At least they remembered Applejack’s hat.

Monster High is poison. No, I’ll never miss an opportunity to say that.