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with you thinking they were Fluffies at first I can see this sort of thing with the Fluffy Ponies to show what they would be like they were real animals
Cute.
“I’ve got an aunt that raises horses, and lovingly complains about their neurosis at length.
Applejack: apples are actually kinda bad for horses, and too many can make their stomachs and intestines swell up with gas and cause them to have sudden, horrible deaths. one apple once in a while is okay for a treat, but it gives them really smelly farts.
Twilight Sparkle: as demonstrated by my aunt’s horse, Carlita, a Smart Horse is a Bored Horse and a Bored Horse is a Destructive Horse. It took Carlita about three hours to systematically dis-assemble the fence outside her stall one afternoon. I give Twilight three minutes.
Rainbow Dash: Sometimes, a horse just wants to run and feel the wind. Unfortunately, they do things like run into traffic or sometimes into the next county, or run so far that they forget what they’re doing and how they got there.
Fluttershy: My aunt has a stallion called Scary Joey (he was named by a four-year-old) who is a perfectly reasonable horse except for his paralytic, paranoid fear of stop signs, specifically the one at the end of the driveway. We have no idea why.
Rarity: When a horse knows she’s looking fabulous, she’s unstoppable- which is a problem when she breaks the door off the barn looking for the nearest stud… and we find her five hours later in a stranger’s pasture with a very pleasantly confused Burro (the instigator of that episode was a Champion Morgan mare named Lyric). strangers wonder why mares are often tied down to breed…
Pinkie Pie: The above mentioned Lyric is also very energetic in the non-breeding season, and likes to play games like: Can I climb the fence? Let’s beat the walls down at 4AM and Random death-shriek time!”
Extras from the comments:
“Big Mac: Foot-Flattener. Not intentionally, but big horses are clumsy horses.
Dr. Whooves: Escape Artist. Alters time and spces to get out and eat your flowers.
Celestia: Stalker. Horse follows you around and demands to know where you are at all times.
Luna: Nocturnal. Only comes out at night and then makes a whole lot of noise.
Vinyl Scratch: Musical. Horses have no sense of rhythm, and can only play bang-the-bucket-against-the-wall.
Trixie: Bully. Real horses don’t bully each other with cutting remarks. They bully with body-slams, face-biting and rib-shattering kicks.
Derpy: Derpy. Magical fence! How does it work?”
Could someone add that?