Rainbow dash is not a pirate, she is a funny, friendly, energetic speed demon who would never think of being a pirate. such a dark subject matter would never be addressed in my little pony, Ive heard there are such things as AU ask blogs that are just putting a new spin on beloved characters, and that some fan content for the series is not suppose to be for children but thats the stupidest thing Ive ever heard
 
Piracy is illegal and unethical, thousands of innocent people are robbed of everything they have or are even killed by pirates every year. the mod clearly supports piracy and his bad influence will make others want to be pirates. cause as we know every character in any work of fiction HAS to be a role model for the audience, because as we all know nobody but me is smart enough to tell the difference between reality and fiction.
 
everybody who likes pirate dash is a sick freak who gets off on peoples misery and only reads it because its about piracy. some people have claimed that the blog is funny or charming THERES NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT PIRATES! PIRATES ARE EEEEEEEVIL! Its not like comedy is an art form that can make light of dark, serious situations that frighten people, or that laughing about your problems can help someones metal heath. Thatd just be silly
 
Thats why Im joining the Down With Pirate Dash campaign. together we can get this sinful blog taken off of tumblr, even though its not breaking any of the rules BUT WHEN I DONT LIKE THINGS THEY DESERVE TO DIE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FIRST AMENDMENT THING EVERYBODY KEEPS TAKING ABOUT >:C !?!?