“I’m a falsification, send your most precious student through a portal to who knows where all by herself, she’ll manage”

“NEVEEEEEEEER!!!”

“42 bags of rosewood…”

Spike has a crush on Rarity.

h̵̝͉̗̖̅̀ͮ̉̏͒̏è͍̙̻͉̗̀̚̚ÿ̗͓̤͇͚́̌ ̂͌̄̃ͫ͆̄g̲̦̖̟ͣ̒u̜̥̟͉̱ͦͩͩ͢i͗͏̗̫ȅ͉͓̘͚̗ͫs̘͕̍ͪ̿̄͂͞ ̢͎͇͓̍̆́̇a̙̘̤͖ͩ̅m̬̜̗̳͔͟ ̢̘̪̤̥͍̓͐̇̾̊͆̾i̮̖̪̺̯̣ͭ̐ͬ̑́ ̢͚̼̱̙̤̖͒ͬ̋̓́l̢̤̦̟̰̮a͜t̛̗̭͂ë̳̻̮͓͙̼͖͑ͯͫ̑ ̳t̯̹͚͙͐͐o͓̹͉̣͟ ̹͙̬̄̄ͦ͒ͯͮ͂t͇̳̝͔͈̫̙̽ͮh̨ͩͬ̇ͣͩ̆e̳͖ͬͣ̿ͫ̽́͊ ̞̼̖̒̍ͤp̍҉̪ąr̨̰̥̤̍̋t̠̟̯̲͕̐ͩ͋ͣͥ͗͂͢ͅy̱̮̟͙͕̐̈ͯ?̗͌ͮ̄ͭͥͯ̚

Nͥ̃͐ͫ͒ͫ̽̉̀ͫͩ̍̓ͤͭ҉͇͉̱͎͇̟͎̱̖̘̝̤̠́ò̵̧̉͆̑̇̆ͩ̎̑͗̄͘͏̬̱̱̬̩b̒ͬͬ̈̐̃̅̅̅͐͐͆̚͞͏̵̧͏̙̤̻̙͔͈̻ö̏̇ͯ͠͠͏̝̖̝̙̰̫̥̺̣̰͕͇͞ͅḑ̳̣͖̼̥͉͔̦̍̅͑ͦ̎ͫ̾͐̇̋͌͋͌ͨͯ͘͡ỵ̢͖̳͍̭̩̲̙̳͙̻̻̳͖̼̹̊̋̏͐̉̓͘͢ͅ ̷̴̡͖͚̳̟ͬ͂̐̊̔̒͐͊͢c̿̂̂ͨ̈́̐̿͆ͪ͊̏̓ͦ̍͆͏̳̳͔̤̥͉̙̣̬̲̩͓̝͝a̴̶̱̬̩͇̖͕̟̪̟ͪͫ͊ͫͭ̿͌̋ͪ̏ͫ̊́̕ͅn̑ͭ̓͐̇ͩ͂̃͒́͘҉̢̦̞̮̫̼͙̻͇̰̜̻͜ ̡̋̄̉͆́̍̕͜҉̼̭̝̯͎̳̪̙̰̟͉͍̥̘̙͢ş̺͉̭͍̻̞̲̻̼̜̲̦͎ͣͣ̀̏ͮ͊ͮ̆ͦ̽̈́̎̾̓̊̍͐̇̚͞͠t̨̛̛̰͇͍̘̘̱̻̜̤̯ͩ̑ͭ̉ͯ͞ͅoͯ͗̈̀̀ͮ́̿̑̃̾͌̈́̿̀̀̽̊҉̖͖̘̰̜̘̘̭̯̗͖̙̟̝͘p̨̢̜̣̭̹̘̗̠̞̣͕̹̳͎͓̒̌̋ͪ̑̉͌͊ͯͤ̄̾͒̈́͌ͪ̚͟͜͟ ̰̗̹̻̣̱̌̔͐̎͑͗̽̆ͥͧͥ͑̏̅̅͒̾ͬ̆͘͘͢͠͡t̓̅̾̅̉ͧ͘͏҉̠̖͎͍̘̣̰̝̲̩͜h̴̵̨̰̯͖̗̭̤̞̞̘̦̣͚̪̳͑̍ͫͭͣͩ̂͆̔̽̈́ͯ̽͢͞eͯ̀ͨ̑̅ͥͭͬ̈́̎̃̊̅ͦ͌҉̶̴̼̺̺̳͔̲̯̖̣͉ ̧ͣ̆͒ͬ̂̍̓͗ͦ͑ͮͨ͊́͝͏͕͇̥͔S̴̨̡͕̩̝̠̫̩̱̝̳͉̼̩̎̄͗ͥ̉͑̚̚m͇̩̯͉̘̠̰͇̼͓̩̜̖̳̓͋̊ͩ͑̆ͨͪ̋̔̉̿̑͑͡͡ͅo̵̡ͤͯ̊ͮͫͬ͐̎̈̏̓͋ͥ̌̂̏ͮ͆͏̪͓̗̻̥̯͔̭̜̲̞̖̼̮͕̱̱̖̟ọ̧̩̬̦͔͉̞͈̣̥̩ͭ͗̌͑͑ͬ̈ͨͧ̂͑͊̅ͧ̄͡z̸̵̢̧̫͔̪͎̹͚͇̰̞̬͍̑̈́ͫ͆̃ͯ̄̌͊ę̶̐̊̑̽ͪͫ̄̍̊̾ͪ̌͌͏̨̮̳͕͉͉̲̯!̙̝̻̥͖̗̰̤̤̗͌͌̓̎̍̈̀́ͤ̊̈́́͡

Dark, dark secrets.

your not ready for it’s secrets. it’s a white rabbit you don’t want to chase

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¡̖̈́̓͌ͫ̈͛͊̎̍͢ś̳̳͍̞ͥ̃ͦ́͛͗̕͘͝s̸͖̼̆̊̓̑ǝ̴̬̘̰̘̞̺̞͇͕̾͐ͧͯ̿ͨ́̚ɔ̟̣͔̝̞̩̬̼̺̊ͭ̍̊̐u̗̟̤̝̖̠̦̺ͮ͆̀̈̏ͮ̋͌̑͜͝ı̱̘̠͇̝ͬ́ͭͯɹ̮̦͚ͬ͒̀́ḓ̨̣͎͇̼̗͉̫ͬ̈́̃̏͋͡ ͖͔̞̪̯̂̓̆ͮ̀ͅɐ̧̬̝̖̊̆̈̉́͟ ̖̤̚ǝ̲̝̥̮̻̩̭̔̌̇ͫ͘͢ɯͤͥ̐̏ͣ̚͏͈̹͍̺̥͎̪̩͘o̶͙͉̣̝̺̦͋͆ͧ̓̌̋ͯͧ͜ɔ̣̙̮͍̗̙̠̰̱͊̓̽͠͞ǝ̡̗̬̲̙̺̯̭͓̎̊̅ͪ̾́̏̕͠q̢̣̳̥̪̲͋ͦ̒̔̃ͬ̍̉

“Don’t make me waterboard you.”

Spike:…….I don’t think it’s saying anything, ma’am.