Volleyball?

Quidditch!

@The Twelfth Doctor Whoof  
He he,  
“Rugby for panzies”.

FOOTBALL!!! (soccer for the Yanks)

bbhbb

@professor_of_hoers  
Fun Fact: Soccer (“Football”) is actually the 2nd most popular youth sport in America, after Baseball. The reason is that neither requires all that much investment at that level, unlike Football (“Rugby for Pansies”), and the rules for the game are comparatively simple. Plus, America has a huge Mexican population that brought their love of the game with them when they crossed the border, and they’ve shown very little interest in local sport. Hilariously, America loves the World Cup just as much as everyone else. It’s a surprisingly big deal there (as long as Team USA does well, which they often do, especially the women)

I think he would play something he made up himself like “Calvinball.”
 
@professor_of_hoers  
I liked to play it back in school as a kid.

Sometimes I think I’m one of the only Americans that actually likes soccer.
 
It’s pretty much the only sport I’ll ever watch.

@SocDev  
Actually, there are a lot of countries that use Soccer instead of Football

@Background Pony  
Bruteball is actually a really awesome name.

@Itsthinking
 
Goddamnit Canadians!

@Mad Black  
doubt it

Most people call football whatever football game is most relevant to them, be it Association Football (soccer), Rugby or american football (or as I like to call it, Bruteball).

and cleats are for mountain climbing? if so, is this a innuendo for something?

@SocDev  
Canadians and Australians call it soccer as well.

@NostalgiaSchmaltz
 
Everyone knows football is better than soccer. American people tend to use terms the rest of the world dont use, like inches, or mm/dd/yy system.
 
Lel

is that supposed to be some dirty joke for native english speakers?

inb4 “soccer vs football” english debate

Any of the versions of football.

Soccer?

@PonyPon
 
Or Rugby

So, golf then?