Now that’s how you drink fuckin’ tea!

@Background Pony #6616  
Not if you’re MANLY AS F*CK.

That seems like it would cause some really unpleasant mouth burns.

TEA LIKE A BOSS.

Damnit, Elusive, I thought you were better than that.
 
Everyone knows that loose leaf tea is superior.
 
I bet you aren’t even going to steep it in your mouth for more than 2 minutes.

All I can think of is Edgeworth.
 
-NeedsMoarG4

Macho Tea Making!!!

Damn it Raritea

@Background Pony  
You are completely right. I admit that Rarity (and Elusive) being ponies is a major reason I find her attractive, as my interest in humans is all but nonexistent. As much as I adore her personality and spirit, if it was forced into the vessel of an ultra-masculine, body-builder human, I would be unable to love “her” as there is no physical attraction.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Hey, you know that physical attraction is a perfectly normal part of love? If your “obsession” ends here, that’s fine. Just don’t fixate on loving Rarity every time, all the time, because you might end up hurting yourself in confusion. (Pokemon is real, right?)

@Background Pony  
Jeez, that’s a tough one to answer. Would I? I mean, I have a huge crush on her r63 counterpart Elusive, but that is as a pony. This, on the other hand… is some alternate universe, humanized bodybuilding muscle head. Even if he did have the exact same personality as my Darling Beloved, the dissonance between their physical forms is so great that it would through me into a catatonic state of confusion.
 
Maybe I’m a shallow person, or perhaps I’m intimidated by the brilliant masculinity of this Olympian specimen, but I’m afraid I can not provide a satisfactory answer to your question, and for that I am sorry.

@Background Pony  
Technically, that’s Elusive.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Would you still love Rarity if she looked like this?
 
No, I mean seriously, would you?

@Background Pony  
Good, have some tea.  

Now I am going to have to take back most of the negative things i have said about tea and/or tea drinkers.

@BigMax  
Applejacked is also acceptable.

@spacehouse  
I dunno. I got it from this. (TV Tropes)
 
The following entry on the Hard Gay page:  

Great comment from Youtube:  

@ThatRandomGuy42  
is that mannosuke comic still around somewhere?

man I wish kanashiipanda make macro futa rarity crushing city he makes excellent POV

This is fuckin’ great.

holy what the fuck my sides

 
So manly…

By all that is holy…