Ah, memories. The good old days of Bronies-NYC. I’m somewhere in this photo.

Queen Chrysalis and Punished Snake.

I’ll take the just-out-of-frame strangler, and the Hat on the far right.

I want Dipper hat and Big Boss.

I’m just only kidding! That’s not really me.

I’d take the dude with the nerf gun and Solid Snake.

@boilerwash  
I’m the guy with the Alice Cooper facepaint makeup. That’s me, no lie!

I’ll take Solid Twilight and the black chick cosplaying as Chrissy. Because she has big titties.

chuggaaconroy, RoahmMythril and Michael from RoosterTeeth

I’ll pick the two who have girlfriends.

Center Nerf guy and Chrissy.

Welll now what have we here?  
Points if you can point out the organizers!

Front center black guy (clearly equipped for adventure. Eye safety is very important!) and small girl next to the Chrysalis cosplayer. (looks light enough to throw across gaps and lift to explore high areas)

The Chryssie cosplayer (obviously) and Naked Snake right there in the middle. Only peeve is if he is cosplaying as Naked Snake he’s wearing the eyepatch on the wrong eye. Nerd problems :P

I don’t care that the Burdened isn’t in this picture, I shall take him as my worthy steed. And DeLancie counts as a brony, right?

I’ll take the hot Chrysalis cosplayer, and the Attack on Titan cosplayer that has no business in the picture.

That one and that one.

I’m sorry, but I cannot safely bring any of them on the adventure.
 
I cannot guarantee that I will be able to carry enough spaghetti on this quest to feed myself, much less 2 of these “bronies”.
 
Aside from the cost of food is the apparel. It would be necessary to stock at least 15 fedoras per brony, and this load would weigh the expedition down greatly.
 
That’s not to mention the amount of merchandise from a television show for little girls that they will require. I can scarcely imagine the stacks of plushies, vinyl figures, t-shirts, groom-able toys, baseball caps, underwear, and fursuits - all themed around My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - that the bronies will demand to bring with.
 
It will be more efficient if I go alone. I shall be packed and ready by morning.

I’ll take the black guy in the front ’cause he was clearly there for some other con.

Hot Black Chrissy (Just left of center) and Alice Cooper (Bottom Right).

After skyping a while. I still don’t know who BP is.
 
(BTW I am the purple hoodie dude licking the knife)

I’ll take the guy in the Scarecrow/Scream mask and the guy in the rainbow hat. They seem trustworthy.

Snake and the guy with a mustache and a rainbow hat.

I’ll take the guys with the Nerf guns.

God, there’s so many good choices.
 
I’ll take the Chrysalis cosplayer and the guy behind the guy in the green jacket/Nerf gun.