“You pick strange methods of getting a charge out of life.”

@SFaccountant  
Well, yeah, this is based on Russian “A little boy” verses, basically a nursery rhymes for middle school students. Very gruesome nursery rhymes filled to the brim with dark humor.

That’s a “poem”?  
Oh, those silly Slavics.

That… can’t simply happen o_O

@redweasel  
And the american ones are for Chrysalis?

those european power outlets are unicorn death traps!

@PonyPon  
— How can I help such a rare customer?  
— What is this?  
— Oh… This copybook…[the name on the book says: “death note” by Dan] It’s a compilation of the poems… creepy poems. They say it was written by a human who hated friendship… If you add a name of the pony into them, something terrible happens. But who believes this crap nowadays! Do you want to hear one of the poems? About whom?  
— Sweetie… No, maybe Twilight or Pinkie Pie?  
— ‘Give me a candy,’ Twi asked Pinkie Pie  
‘Please, put your horn here,’ - Pinkie replied  
The bones carbonized and the wings have been burnt…  
‘Best joke ever!’ the guests have concurred
 
My English sucks, but hope it helps.

@PonyPon  
Sorry, but it’s too hard to translate poems…

This looks funny.
 
Pity I can’t read it.