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Oh, he’s just mad because Pinkie took the last piece of cake in the fridge
There are such things as meat substitutes, Whether they’re by recipe or store-bought. They may not all taste like meat but for what they are, I’ve found ones I like. Here are some examples:
Just find some gryphon chefs. I’m sure they can provide the meat half of your diet.
That’s pretty deep, actually.
I agree. This is a pretty awesome place to be, for all its flaws.
But then, I don’t think I’d last a week in Equestria before I’d start stealing livestock just to get a damn steak.
The whole thing reminds me of those “… won’t enter the Kingdom of Heaven” verse from the Bible. I wonder if it’s a state of being, A mentality referred to in that book that is people entering “The Kingdom of Heaven.”
Because really, I’m living on a planet where there is sunshine and food to eat and water to drink; That alone is awesome and yet I think there are people who would scoff at the simplest things.
Horrible. Simply horrible. You poor, poor man.
Clearly Celestia is delaying your murder and consumption just to draw out your anticipation of your gruesome end and watch your psyche crumble. Is there no end to her cruelty?
And yet there he is, giving Pinkie belly rubs, I might as well ship the two of them!
This is Dan remember, he doesn’t think on the level you would think.