Oh boy, I’ve got some good comebacks

1: Nice one, Pinkie, now c’mere and get your ear scritches
2: Cool it with the Bravado, Dashie, I’m not going around showing off to everypony like your vain flank does.
3: Oho! The very mare who was too stubborn to accept help on apple harvest and therefore bucked up a lot of things that day is calling hypocrisy? Better luck next time, Applesnack.
4: As if you’re one to talk, Sunset Failure, go back to Equestria Girls and stay there.
5: You’re even more of a disappointment than me with your decisions. Putting Discord’s statue in a public place where he could absorb the chaotic events around him? Brushing off Twilight’s concerns about Nightmare Moon in favor of potentially putting Equestria in danger of eternal night? Shall I list more? Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk, Sunbutt.

Level 5: :’(  
Critical : 🔪🔪🔪

Level 1: Meh  
Level 2: Punch in the face because of Rainbow Dash being a bitch…. again.  
Level 3: Well f**k you too.  
Level 4: Look who’s talking.  
Level 5: The feeling is mutual Celestia.  
Critical Levels: You know what? That’s fine. You can take this Flips the wing to Pinkie and shove it up hard.

I pretty much agree with these perfectly.

I love that Applejack’s pose

Well I wouldn’t be your friend either.

Those ears creep me the fuck out.

Fortunately, the opinions belonging to the five of you guys aren’t that devastating. Like Discord, there’s only one pony that moves me.

Sorry, Sunbutt.  
No Trixie, no feels.

I dunno. I think Tia saying she had gotten used to being disappointed about me would be the soul-crushing, seppuku-incuding comment of these.

Level 4 should be “RAAAAAARGH! BLOOOOOOD!”, and Critical Levels and Level 5 should be swapped.

Your insults are useless against me. I’m going to rub your ears. I know from an experience that you can’t resist ear rubs and scratching.

I like how each kind of pony has different kinds of ear fluff.
 
Also, wow, that last one hurts.

-Feh  
-Whatevs  
-Screw you, too!  
-Why, you….  
-;_:
 
 
-dead of despair

level 4 should be “bitch”