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Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
Driving while pony.”
True, very true. I feel a little violated whenever they stop me for a frisking.
I don’t even get why they’re doing it. I mean, I’ve got no pockets, but they always stop me… Is it the beard? It is the beard, right? Ah, ponyfeathers.
Stop the madness.
“Well, now that you asked, I can’t. Thanks for that.”
“…How’re you reaching the pedals?”
“I… good question.”
“Thank you, officer obvious. Is there anything else you’d like to report?”