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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
“ow!”  
“I warned you, anon!”  
“warn me? I thought you were threatening me!”  
“don’t be silly. my horn is very sharp and you should have been more careful. now hold still while I excrete a gooey sealant.”  
“can’t I just have a band-aid…”
ShimmeringStallion

The petting is supposed to be along the bottom of mane and neck, as well as the back. Head-areas are for gentle scratches around the ears, neck, and chin.
 
C’mon, guys, we’ll have less corpses if more of us study the “How to pet a pony”-manual!