I want to play with Scootaloo. Which game?

Lots of people want to play with you, just in a way that you’re not old enough to play yet.

First of all, a vast majority of Equestria’s population is female. Scoot even has AT LEAST two female friends to play with. Second of all, she can easily disguise herself as a colt if that IS the case. She could just do something with her mane and cut off her eyelashes and say she’s the new guy. Third, the only males her age I can think of off the top of my head are Featherweight, Snails, and Snips, two of which are complete dumbasses and the other too good to be bigoted against something as simple as a biological trait.
 
Maybe I’m reading too far into this.

@SFaccountant  
(bleep) you.

I’ll play with you, Scootaloo.

@Background Pony #6D90  
Oh, go (bleep) yourself.

@Background Pony #0A04  
 
Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Love that image. (And movie.)

It’s cause you always play fowl, ya orange chicken.

I’ll play with ya, squirt.

@amess  
Wow. Who knew Scootaloo was a sadist…

Me: “Actually it’s because you always beat me…”  
Scootaloo: “TELL NO ONE” *she starts beating me up*

They’re just too intimidated by your awesomeness, Scootaloo.

@raw19  
Should be. Probably should be applied to every post that SFaccountant comments on.

Commenter’s are Ducks. Is that a tag yet?

@SFaccountant  
What chicken? All I see is a badass little Pegasus filly. At least I think that’s what you said. All I heard was “Quack Quack!”

@PaintThe88  
Doubt it. Go play with the chicken, duck. I think it’s lonely.

You’re too cool for them anyway, Scoots.

Not even the girls?

@SFaccountant  
LISTEN, JERK, I WILL MURDER YOU FOR THAT!

@Background Pony #6D90  
Who’s “mopony”?

@Background Pony #6D90  
I’LL GO AT YOUR THROAT IF I HAVE TO!

No, mopony wants to play with you because you are a worthless chicken…

that’s hilarious

I can play with you for a bit.
 
…As long as it’s not that ‘Buck Mr. Brony’ game. _

Oh lawrd, Scootaloo is turning into a Mares’ Rights Activist. Come on, kid– even a foal can see that Equestrian society is completely dominated by mares, you are absolutely not part of some special snowflake abused minority that needs protection from the relatively powerless stallions.