@fifthcru5ader  
Hardcore Homosexual Shipper is you then, I guess.
 
@MLP Princess Lolly  
Yup, also the only heterosexual ship here.

I miss Applejack and Rarity, but these are great, too ^^

1.adorable  
2.hell YES (otp)  
3.alright I guess  
4.so cute  
5.adorable too

I ship them all except for Discord x Twilight

@Alara Rogers  
Guess that’s why reality shapers tend to divorce themselves from singular planets entirely and go off to make their own dimensions full of blackjack and hookers

@Background Pony #A655  
Oh, absolutely. In the stuff I’m writing, his identity as a chaos avatar is separate from his species; there have been other chaos avatars, but only one at a time. (They are technically immortal but have a tendency to do stupid things and get themselves killed within a few thousand years.) So he’s the last draconequus, and the current chaos avatar, but other draconequui weren’t nearly as powerful as he is, and weren’t immortal either. Chaos avatars ascend to become what they are, kind of like alicorns.
 
I agree with you that a whole species of reality warpers could not exist on a single planet without either some force that can counter them (and the Elements are too awkward to use on a whole species), or else they’d wipe the place out. If Discord’s not from another planet or another dimension, then either there are no or very few other draconequui, or he’s the only one, or the only one with his powers.

@Alara Rogers  
It would be hard for me to believe that their planet could stand more than one powerfull being who turned entire continent upside down. Entire race with even dozens of them would turn enitre planet into wasteland in a matter of days. Not to mention their immortality would make them repopulate and overpopulate planet and solar sytem in a matter of few hundred years. There would never be a chance for other races to survive. Thats why in me headcanon he was created by mysterious forces of nature just like the tree of harmony to create a ying-yang relationship and balance in Equestria. But i guess he could be anything depending on how Meghan percieve him. He could just be a draconeguus that gain so much power or maybe he transformed from another creature…

@Background Pony #A655  
Sure, that makes sense. In my headcanon, he’s the last member of an extinct race, not the only member of his race, so he has the same biological urges as any other creature, but he can’t reproduce outside his species without deliberately using magic to make the genetics compatible (this is true for any cross-species pairing in my stuff), and he doesn’t want children so he hasn’t chosen to do so… and there haven’t been any other draconequui since he was about 4 or so. But I write him as a biological creature who was bonded to Chaos, not a magical construct of Chaos, and really there’s no evidence one way or the other.

@Alara Rogers  
Well i like to believe that biology and evolution somehow work in Equestria. And since his race seem to only consist of one individual and doesn’t seem to have an offspring in his eons of living. I assume that his mind was not programmed to feel sexual urges like young animals and humans do without realising about feelings (the infamous wet dreams). We have them becasue we suppose to reproduce, our race existence depend on it. He on the other hand seem immortal and sex will probably only become a thing for him if he shares emotion toward his partner. Him having urges only toward their bodies seem illogical for his persona as his race might be a construction of magic (chaos magic) and not mechanics of natural selection. In other words i only could see him as asexual with no hormones to cause sexual drive(since there are no females of his race to respond to them) but still feel joy of sex if its shared by a creature (no matter what race as long as intelligent) he care about.

@Background Pony #A655  
Love and sex aren’t the same thing; Discord could be very experienced with sex and still know jack about love.
 
Given that he has very little sense of personal space, that he’s kind of entirely a rampaging id, and that there seems to be very little moral restraint preventing him from doing whatever the hell he wants (in fact, he actually has no moral restraint, it’s just that “whatever he wants” doesn’t tend to include murder), I have a very hard time imagining that Discord is a virgin if he’s capable of having sexual desires.
 
He ruled Equestria for however long, I’d be surprised if there weren’t ponies throwing themselves at him in hopes that if they could seduce him they could get him to leave their villages alone or maybe even give them gifts or power. You’d almost have to imagine that he’s asexual, or not attracted to ponies, or that something happened to him to make him decide to stick with illusions and his own creations rather than entangling himself with ponies, to imagine that he’s refrained from sexual shenanigans with ponies or possibly other species, because Discord just doesn’t have much in the way of restraint.
 
That being said, introducing actual feelings for ponies into the mix could very well totally screw him up. He could be experienced with sex and still feel completely discombobulated and out of his depth if he’s discovered love for the first time.

@zabchan
 
@Alara Rogers  
Since he doesn’t knew anything about friendship i can take a good guess he don’t know anything about love either. His sexuality may depend on who help him discover it. Who knows, he might be gay or bi. He seem to invade personal space of both Twilight and Shining Armor. Ultimately is probably Fluttershy whome he would feel comfortable to talk about it.

@Alara Rogers  
For all we know of draconequui reproduction those plunder seeds might have been his…

:@Alara Rogers  
Oh lawd, discord hitting as-yet-unreached puberty sounds terrifying…and hilarious.

@zabchan  
Yeah, he could be asexual, or he could be celibate (if you can create lifelike, moving illusions/copies of living beings, and all the actual living beings hate you, you might decide to hell with sex with actual living creatures, and just masturbate with your creations whenever you feel the need). Or maybe he has a heat cycle (normally only females do, but chaos!) Or maybe he actually hasn’t hit draconequus puberty yet. :-) I just can’t see him being either straight or gay. They’re too normal of orientations.

@Alara Rogers  
There is the argument that he’s asexual, or not ponysexual, at any rate. (Although If he’s holding out for a member of his own species he may have rough times ahead…) Just as a devils advocate alternative to chaos being omni/pansexual. :P of course personally I’m a big fan of my poly-pansexual, frisky, flirt-master sexyvoice headcanon discord, but that’s just me

I quite like the first one. The second one, even thought they are super cute, doesn’t click on meh, idk, same with the third one. Scootabelle is kawaii and so is soarburn :3

Yes! My OTP as well, and possibly OTP of the fandom in general; these two aren’t shipped very often with anypony else.
 
Neutral.
 
I’m more of a Dislestia shipper.
 
Nudist Sweetie Belle had some nice Scootabelle moments, but I’m still a fairly hardcore SweetieMash shipper. Sorry, Scoots.
 
Neutral, leaning towards “why not?”. I don’t really have anypony else to ship these two with.
 
I feel like I should ship Soarburn, simply because I don’t have any gay ships at the moment. There’s just not that many male characters with enough personality, fanon or canon…

@Background Pony #A655  
Fairly sure chaos has to be bi, if not omni, but Discord doesn’t actually know any male characters except Spike, and I don’t think most folks want him to be a pedo. (There’s also Tirek, but that ship wouldn’t exactly have a long term future for obvious reasons even if someone shipped it.)
 
Discord is surrounded by awesome mares; he’d have to actually be gay, as in not into mares, to prefer a dude, since he barely knows any, and it doesn’t make any more sense for chaos to be gay than it does for chaos to be straight.
 
Of course it also doesn’t make sense for chaos to be monogamous, and I think Twilight would have an issue with that… :-)

@sumbozo  
“What? Someone with penis?”  
“If that bothering you i will turn into Eris”  
“Better…”

@Background Pony #A655  
However, Twilight’s not amused.
 
“What…”

Well although i don’t agree with this shipping im glad that Discord is mostly considered straight even by hardcore same sex shippers.

#2 and #5 are so awesome :3