Safe? Suddenly, a lightning strike sets her house on fire.
 
NOPONY IS SAFE.

But she’s indoors, you guys. She’s safe. She’d be even safer if Angel Bunny wasn’t being a douche, or someone here was thoughtful enough to just sit with her

@Impious  
Or you could survive with incredibly painful third degree burns. It’s all a matter of luck, really.

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
 
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME

A pillow isn’t going to save you from a lightspeed bolt of destructive, explosive plasma. Why are you shivering? It’s not like death by lightning is common. Oh, you live at the top of a hill? Well, at least it’s a quick death. Or, the electricity will only fry your nervous system, crippling or even fully paralyzing you, leaving you a prisoner of your own body… And knowing the state of health care, nopony will let you die.
 
Yes, give me your tears.