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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
the premise is that at age 30 a secret cabal of sorcerors grants virgin men magic powers of wizardry. rather than the wizard in question being an otherwise normal man who just can’t get laid, he is the epitome of wizardry, disdaining all gaming as casual, having disgusting diet and gastrointestinal issues, and avoiding society not from anxiety but out of a sense of intellectual superiority. he is not a brony. he doesn’t like ponies. he does however have a interest, if not fetish, in dominating and mind control.
 
his only contact with the outside world a typical dudebro complete with bad relationship history and a love of sports, who can’t explain why that asshole is his friend, but they tolerate each other somehow. upon discovering said neckbeard has wizard powers, dudebro asks if he can change him into a my little pony qtm8r. sweetens the deal by saying wizfag can mind control him 2 hours every day as compensation.
 
someone actually started writing this. (the thread is dead though)
Background Pony #FA9A
her face says “no” but her spinal cord says “oh god no! Please no!”
 
Also this doesn’t look like pinkie at all.