Well alright, we don’t have to fuck, but I am buying you a dictionary!

“Apple Bloom. For the last time. Putting you to bed is not sexual assault. If you didn’t want me reading you Past Sins, you could have just said so. That kind of ear rape I can understand.”
 
“Oh, well, cool. I guess. Can you read me the one about the mare that takes the happy pills and puts all the bad guys to sleep with her sleep gun on her quest to find the pony who tricked her into leaving the safety of the underground bunkers known as the Stables?”
 
“Sure, kiddo. Anything you want. But I’m so taking away your internet privileges for a week. No more Anon in Equestria stories for, young filly!”

Oh yes you are Applebloom

Everything about this image is funny: the broken english, the barely passable artwork, the suggested rape that only barely makes sense in context…

…Nose boops count as sex now?

Oh I think you are, Bloom.

Don’t do it brony, it’s really Tommy Wiseau!

The problem with most cute things is that it’s actually really hard get excited, not impossible…but difficult…you are one of these things… :I

@Cyborg_pony  
Totally cereal

…Questionable imminent filly rape? Really?

Well hickey bickey buckaroo lil’ sport, ah jus wanted ta’ rimmy dam ram mah cock-a-deedoo up ya’ jimmy jam-jam vagina.

Yes you are. Imma gonna sex u good.

@Telaros  

Apple Bloom is a notsexual. You shouldn’t think less of her for it. Notsexuals have just as much rights as forsexuals.
 
Notsexual marriage is a hot debate. Many believe that they don’t deserve the same rights as forsexual mirages because they don’t actually have sex, which begs the question, why marry?
 
Well, why have sex? Notsexuals can love too! Don’t descriminate against notsexuals because their love isn’t based on how much fun one can have with a pogostick or slip and slide or bobbing for apples.
 
Notsexuals are people too. So no, Anon, Apple Bloom is a notsexual. Go for Scootaloo or Sweetie Belle, they are forsexual and will more willingly accept a forsexual like yourself.
 
 
This has been a non-profit service announcement by the “Not For Sexual” organization of Twilicornia. Brought to by the letter Banana, and the number 42.

Didn’t cross my mind. I just wanted to scratch your ear.

@PonyPon  
What the fudge?

@Tumblr Feminism Is A joke  
Your user name and this pic just complement each other so well. :P

I don’t want no sexual. I just wanna rape.

I’d just cuddle her~

Silly Filly.
 
All Pones are For Sexual.

Something about the way she says that is absolutely adorable.

That’s okay. I just want to cuddle. (っ◕ω◕)っ

You certainly are presumptuous.

Oh. Well, why didn’t you say so earlier?