Twilight: THIS IS WRONG!! and untie me Right now Dash, this no fun and you do know be a Pirate is a crime and you be hunt down by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna for this, be a Pirate is be a Criminal, You really go in Prison?
Pirate: Pff, there is No way those two can catch me, I am too fast!
Twilight: You maybe but your ship is Not, plus how can you escape the Wonder bolt? Plus do not Forget, The Princess spell to deal with speedster like you who go rogue, Oh and be a Pirate is mean zero chance of be a wonder bolt, the Wonder bolt do not take Criminal in their ranks and mostly Pirate, and I know all the history of Wonder bolt vs Pirate and is always the pirate you bite the dust, the Guards do the same of Pirate, when the Wonder bolt and the Guards team up against Pirate’s , the Pirate’s bite the dust even faster, more when one of the Alicorn is with them, like Princess vs the Pirate King crimson bread, he the only Pirate who hold against her the more long time but fall to her weapon Day bringer! do you really want be kill by halberd who burn like the sun?, No Villain have survive this weapon and do not believe you escape Celestia wrath for any traitor and Luna show less Mercy to any traitor Rainbow, Luna have more wrath then her own sister because Luna do not learn full control it like Celestia!
Pirate dash: Oh please, is no way Ms Fat sun butt can stop me and Moon Butt, she come out only the night and she too stupid and even let her self turn night simply because nopony watch her night but the true, she only know of what around her home but the world, sure I will be doom if both here, Who be stupid you to fight two or 3 Alicorn won’t a plan, I be honest with you I have no plan to deal them yet, unless I found a powerful weapon to use against them, But You, all is take is to trap a book with sleep gas and there you easy capture! But Hmm I maybe I will put some simply potion in the cake of sunbutt and she will easy .. what are you smile like that.. she’s right behind me isn’t she?
Twilight: Yes
Celestia: Fat Sun-Butt? even Discord have not have chance to say it, oh and I cast a spell make any Pegasus impossible to fly, and you are DOOM Pirate dash!
Pirate dash: Oh me and my Big mouth..(she turn back to twilight) You talk to me so i got me distracted?
Twilight: Yes and is work like a charm, that’s what you get of have a Big ego as big as your ship!
Pirate Dash: Darm!