Anyone who thinks Carnival Hellsteed isn’t a fantastic beatstick clearly hasn’t experienced the pain of instantly taking a 6 power hit to the face after your opponent only pays 2 mana to summon it thanks to their benevolent demon overlord.

@Background Pony #4D8F
 
You win XD

@broniepheus
 
there is a old joke A green mage, a blue mage and a red mage are all sitting around, debating whether Goblin Cadets is a good card. The green mage says, ‘It is terrible, because you lose control of it when your opponent has a blocker’. The blue mage says, ‘It is useful in the correct metagame, because 43.5% of the expected field are unlikely to have creatures to block it.’ The Red mage looks confused. ‘It is obviously good, because it attacks for 2. What is “blocking”

I want this in my deck

Ooh, I love the art. =)

pretty bad card considering the cost. I miss distension. nice job on the edit though