Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

@Zaknel
 
Granted. Now you own a farm of incredibly ignorant Nightmare Moons who behave like dogs.
 

 
I wish I can show your mares’ fail-tastic antics to all the horse owners in Youtube.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
They call animal control, and take her away forever.
 
I wish that LightningBolt would date me.

Granted. You nearly get hit by one caused by a yandere Lightning Dust.
 
I wish I can record someone being forced to make her mane look pretty.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
You recorded yourself being forced to groom a mare’s hair.
 
i wish for more cat-V cable.

@Zaknel
 
Granted. But the date will be for three: You’ll date me as well.
 
I wish for a cool scepter

Granted:
 

 
I wish this paragon of entertainment would run the P*sswasser beer company, so we can all laugh at him:
 

(Ypu failed, I play TF2, in hindsight that’s better than a scepter)
 
Granted. You are the wasted guy in the photo.
 
I wish I could build an unzappable undestructible level 3 sentry.

Granted. You get drunk and someone saps your sentry, turning it into a bird.
 
I wish that bird can turn into Flash Sentry.

(I said unzappable, you are supposed to corrupt the wish, not deny it)
 
Granted. He steals your waifu.
 
I wish I could take over China.

Granted. Twilight becomes Khatun of Mongolia, and makes you her slave to lick her hooves. The world and your former subjects in China laugh at your endless humiliation.
 

 
I wish someone better destroy the Bronymongol Empire and do the universe a favour!

(Are you sure you are not confusing me for moonatik?)
 
It’s succeded by a worse empire that sells you as slave.
 
I wish I could defeat a scotsmen.

Granted, you defeat him in the ancient art of the pub fight and spare his life, but he returns five years later and shanks you when you don’t expect it.
 
I wish people would stop confusing me for other people.

Granted, you are now a a worm, nobody would confuse you with other people again.
 
I wish that shouldnt had to work and all my necesities were taken care for!

You are a dog
 
I wish to be powerfull.

You’re full of power… Point presentations
 
I wish for Shad to be the only porn artist left

Granted, Shad paywalls all his work for $1000/week.
 
I wish to get milk.

@BearsBeetsBSG  
It’s chocolate.
 
I wish to be taken away from here.

You are taken to Somalia.
 
I wish for a new weapon.

You are abducted by alien criminals.
 
I wish I could learn a new language

@Twi_Clown  
It gets used against you.
 
I wish that the bird was witnessing this.

@Zaknel  
Wish granted. A toy bird witnesses the events.
 
I wish for infinite infinities of infinity.

Granted. All of them are erased by Thanos.
 
I wish you and Thanos switched places.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
He makes Radiant Hope appear before me.
 
I wish that Nittany Discord was here right now.

@Zaknel
 
Granted. I force him to watch me destroy dresses, and banish Radiant Hope to the other side of the Galaxy.
 
I wish to see your reactions – they amuse me.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
You don’t see a reaction, because I lash out at you by injuring your eyes too severly. How dare you banish my Hope!
 
I wish that I could sockpuppet, report my own sockpuppet, waste The Frowning Pony’s time, and get away with it.