Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You now do.  
She leaves you in a few days for what she says is a better man.
 
I wish I had all the movies in the world.

@toxicrystal  
You’ve got every 1-star rated movie.
 
I wish the Tangled animated series would air now instead of February.

It airs now… But has only 3 episodes so far…
 
I wish I had a Goteki 45…

The genie misread, and now you have 45 goats.
 
I wish I had pizza.

No toppings on pizza… Just crust and sauce…
 
I wish I had a car…

@Toyminator900
 
Granted, you get a pretty nice car. But now you are 500,000 in debt. Genie had to pay for it one way or another, y’know.
 
I wish for a nice sandwich.

@toxicrystal  
No Hell, sorry, but you can become the governor of New Jersey. That’s as good as Hell, right?
 
I wish IDW comics did a story that everyone loved with no complaints.

They did one… But never released it…
 
I wish for the green…

@Toyminator900  
You can have it, but you need to get off your lazy ass
 
I wish for sex

You get it.  
From a large and angry black man. He never stops.
 
I wish my pizza was already here.

@toxicrystal  
It is, but someone sprinkled cyinade all over it.
 
I want an oculus rift

@Toffee
 
Granted, you open up the box, its a virtual boy.
 
Still waiting on that sandwich, fam.

Sandwich had no bread… Remember?
 
I wish for taco…

You get a burrito
 
I wish I had a burrito

You got a taco…
 
I wish for $315,934,874…

@Toyminator900
 
Granted, its all in monopoly play money.
 
I wish for party

Pinkie went to save equestria, so you had to do the job…
 
I wish Starlight looked at me…

@Toyminator900
 
Granted. She looks at you, then laughs. And laughs some more. Then she calls all her friends and they all laugh at you. Soon you become the entire laughingstock of Equestria.
 
Man, I wish I could have a decent burger.

You get it  
But you drop it
 
I wish I could wake up

@some pony
 
You wake up. It stinks like rotten meat but looks like you’ve wound up on the Shores Of Hell. And the only way out is through.
 
I wish I could get a raise.

You become taller
 
I wish I could steal someone else’s wish

You’re now a thief, the police are coming…
 
I wish I wasn’t the laughing stock of equestria…

@Toyminator900  
Granted, you are now, however, Equestria’s Public Enemy No.1
 
I wish I could start a new life in another country.

You are now in Mexico…
 
I wish I wasn’t an enemy…

@Toyminator900  
Sure, but you are now a non-entity who couldn’t even ask for a hot-dog.
 
I wish I was magically Spetsnaz-trained.