Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

It’s those shetland ponies that likes to mess inside your house and ruin everything.
 
I wish for a wish that I can wish to wish that most people love to wish and to wish that peculiar wish would come true.

You’re no longer a metalhead
 
I wish for a pork sandwich

Raw and from a diseased product.
 
I wish everybody is a metalhead.

Everyone’s heads turns to titanium
 
I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish

Granted. They corrupt the best wish you could come up with
 
I wish to have a plan

The plan is naps.
 
I wish I knew.

@Shepherd  
You now know everything and go mad from the revelation of knowing all that there was, is and ever will be. On the plus side, enjoy your new life from your newly acquired knowledge!
 
I wish to see some great arts made!

They get deleted.
 
I wish I could stop procrastinating

Granted, now you are a proactive terrorist.
 
I wish to bury a health inspector.

You get raided by the cops (and possibly the FBI) the next day.
 
I wish to discover oil in my back yard.

United States of the America wants to know your location.
 
I wish to eat dried salmon.

Congratulations, you contracted Salmonella!
 
I wish for an expensive phone

You got robbed at gunpoint.
 
I wish to live in Planet Titan.

You die from oxygen depravation
 
I wish for some nice slippers

Granted they run away.
 
I wish to end Spongebob.

Granted, a pequel is now released
 
I wish for a duplicatorinator.

It spawns on top of you and crushes you
 
I wish for dinner

Granted. You got broccoli.
 
I wish for a appartment in good conditions.

Granted, your neighbors make alot of noise.
 
I wish for a legal battle tank.

Granted it has no gas
 
I wish I could sing

You have autotune on your voice forever
 
I wish for a good chain

Granted it’s attached to that airplane, hold on tight.
 
I wish I had a magic sword.

You can’t pick it up
 
I wish for the flavor of the week

It’s pickles and fish
 
I wish for a panting

A sweaty middle aged guy panting in front of your face
 
I wish to teleport