Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

Stripped to the bone
 
 
I wish to be a survivor

Granted you live your whole life as the only person on a perfectly lovely planet.
 
I wish I was a mage.

You’re a 30 year old virgin (or so the legend goes)
 
I wish to have a monocle

It’s gets broken and shards get in your eye
 
 
I wish to be in Haddonfield, Illinois

Granted…
 
I wish for good sushi

It’s so good that your taste buds explode
 
 
I wish to find the hatch

Granted, you fall into a bottomless pot.
 
I wish I had a Red Light Ponyville account.

It gets shut down
 
 
I wish to punish Pacific Glow

He doesn’t enjoy it
 
I wish to hold the power

Of cleaning the floors with a mop
 
 
I wish to stalk the survivors

You startle them and they kill you
 
I wish to have a restriction order

everyone has one aginst you.
 
I wish for a magical girl outfit.

It doesn’t fit
 
I wish for a bayonet

You trip on it
 
 
I wish to BM

🅱ranted, it’s a 🅱rivate 🅱essage full of 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱.
 
I wish we got a hot crustacean band.

They’re steamed
 
 
I wish to fade away

Welcome to the land of people who make the world better by wishing they were never born.
 
I wish to make clothing really itchy.

Everyone hates you now
 
I wish to reappear

“Oh look, it’s that one dork who was absent and tardy for a long time because of boring nerd poo!”
 
I wish I had a huge pitchfork.

Granted it’s nerf.
 
I wish for stuff.

All of it breaks because it’s made by factories with no quality control.
 
I wish I had a Ponibooru account.

@Pacific Glow  
Well,  
That kinda hurts
 
@Pacific Glow  
You get moonbanned
 
 
I wish to master stealth

Granted, hackers still catch you and you get fragged anyway.
 
I wish Windows 93 banned spambots from the Trollbox.

Hackers make more
 
 
I wish to be a queen

Queen of the gays
 
I wish I was a good witch.