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I heard a lot of people only back Hillary because they perceive her as a “lesser evil” than the Trump. But they don’t like her. Plus, she doesn’t seem to have a lot of enthusiasm behind her as compared to… Trump.
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Does the USA even have third parties or are there only two candidates? I know a Simpsons episode explicitly stated the latter…
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Is it just me or is this race the biggest ever? I have never seen people so fired up about politics before. Then again this country is quickly going down the tubes and if the voters elect the wrong candidate it could very well spell the end of America. I’m looking at you, Trump.
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@Wiimeiser  
Yes the USA has third parties. But they hardly win anything.
 
Like in Florida during Bush and Gore. Bush won the presidency. Gore got in second. and the third place guy during that election is probably the Florida vote guy.
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>people endlessly whine about “LE EBIL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS T_T”  
>populist Trump come out of the woods and capitalize on the Big Meanie PC Boogeyman scare by acting like shameless clowns (B-but at least he’s honest,he’s an asshole yes but an HONEST politically uncorrect asshole uwu) with simplist solutions,simplist programs and simplist ideas,easy to consume understand  
>masses eat it up  
>HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO US scream the rest when populist clown reach the top of the polls  
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@someguy111  
Because Hillary, much like Obama, is being backed by the same corporate entities such as Goldman Sachs and Time Warners. Their ideals are also on par. Even though Hillary said she opposes the controversial Trans Pacific Partnership Obama has been pushing lately, she just might turn her face and betray that campaign promise. Mark my words, she looks like a snake, a two face corporate puppet. They’ve been trying to undermine Sanders all this time, because Sanders opposes much of what the Obama administration has been doing lately. Sanders strongely opposes the TPP and is backed by labour unions who are also against the TPP.  
It’s the TPP, I swear.
 
Trump maybe crazy, but I trust him more than I’d trust Hillary in fact.
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@AaronMk  
Considering how bad the Obama administration has been for awhile now. Are Americans sure they’d want what essentially is Obama V2.0?
 
Obama, the guy who vowed to reduce wars, stand for people, and fix the economy. Only made more wars, put America into further debt, and is betraying American sovereignty by pushing the TPP.
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@SeraphimDawn  
Would rather have Obama 2.0 than Trump, tbh.
 
Most of Obama’s issues were inherited anyway. It would’ve taken a historically great president to prevent the Bush administration’s numerous fuckups from hurting us so badly.
 
My personal favorite Bush fuckup is the one where he didn’t raise taxes but put us into war anyway. It’s almost like the fella sat down, pulled his head out of his ass for a rare moment of clarity, and then instead of thinking of anything beneficial for the people, his little 3 watt lightbulb ticked on above his head and said “GOLLY GEE, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO TO FUCK UP THIS COUNTRY!”
 
then he plummeted us out of one of our rare moments of being in wealth to just fucking everything up on a grand scale ;_;7
 
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I dunno, though, I guess Trump at least has that going for him. He isn’t fucking Dubya.
 
Then again, for two people of such legendary dumbassery to be born so close to one another would be the stuff of fairy tales. Bush had that once in a century type stupid, you know?
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I dunno, though, part of me wouldn’t be upset if Trump wins.
 
At least I’d get to feel some schadenfreude whenever he completely and totally ruins this country.
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@ghostfacekiller39  
I feel that either one is going to ruin the continent. Mind as well have someone who does it in an entertaining way.  
Frik, I’m already not amused at Justin Trudeau in my country… despite the fact I voted for him. That was mainly to get rid of the nearly decade old senile Harper Government. The TPP was the last straw.
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(Trump or Hillary) + TPP = Great Depression x1 trillion. I can’t imagine what the TPP’s estimated income inequality ratio of 637500:1 would do…
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@Wiimeiser  
Hillary, being closely supported by the same corporate guys and even by the same president who is trying to push the TPP is enough for me to raise a red flag.
 
Sanders is being backed by those who are strongly opposed to the TPP.
 
Trump is backed by his pocket. He also claims to oppose the TPP.
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Hi ho, a political thread!
 
 
Sorry, but…
 

 
 
Berne Sanders makes me think of the quote; “The American Republic will endure until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money.” It’s the same “other people are richer than you so get angry and soak the rich!” sort of drivel that’s been repeated for more than a century, and in every impoverished communist hell-hole on Earth. More on that later, though.
 
@someguy111  
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There is a can labeled “worms”, you opened it.
 
This is a great preface to my post! XD
 
@Siberian Pizza  
Yes, someone who’s not American doesn’t want us to vote for a particular candidate, makes me want to vote for that candidate, honestly.
 
@someguy111  
Extremely pro-American, anti-immigration, veteran of the economic/business sector - “end of America.” Yep, not buying it. You want to know what the end of a country looks like? Europe’s got a few examples with this Syrian immigrant stuff, and hint, it wasn’t conservatives in those countries that made that happen.
 
Nor was it conservatives fighting for individuals’ rights to own property and bear arms and all that good stuff that lead to other countries turning into dystopian mud holes.
 
 
I mean, really, guys, it’s really simple:
 
China, Cuba, Cambodia, North Korea, Soviet Union, Nazi Germany - they all followed this pattern of nationalizing the economy and taking away individuals’ rights (to own property, weapons, to buy and sell, etc. etc.)… How about we just not do that, eh? Then at least we can (big part, not that we will - but that this is the only failure mode possible) only fail economically, and not in the horrible ways that they did.
 
@ghostfacekiller39  
Lol, I can picture Putin appreciating Trump’s way of doing things XD
 
 
…Wait a second…
 
What’s this?…
 
I smell a delicious, delicious socialism debate! Yes, let’s argue about the system with more blood on its hands than any other type of government to ever exist. Here… We… Go!
 
@ghostfacekiller39  
@someguy111
So they can use it to fund social institutions like they’re already doing with public schools, police stations, and fire stations. These are all things you used to have to pay for under capitalism, but yet are operating better than before under socialism - so where that whole spiel about congress taking advantage of that comes from is beyond me, because socialism already exists to a degree here. Just being paranoid, I guess.
 
Using public schools as an example of something that’s successful, seriously? You must either be somewhere where the state does a lot with schools, or I don’t even know what.
 
Also, I think about 70% of fire departments are actually volunteer, not government.
 
Finally, of course police stations are government. Who else would pay for people to enforce the government’s laws?
 
My favorite is the fire station, though, because when it was operated under capitalism you had to buy the fire permit and if you didn’t buy it then they let your house burn and anybody trapped inside was stuck there. Ich liebe Kapitalismus :V
 
Yep. Totally happens. Not like that’s actually how fire departments are, or anything - but because they’re not sick, twisted people, they do it in a capitalist way without actually asking for anything other than donations.
 
But yes, that’s my favorite, too! It shows the beautiful contrast in-between left-wing visions of dystopia (non-government run fire departments, in the horrible, horrible world of volunteer fire departments) as opposed to right-wing visions of dystopia: the same ones that have come true in every terrible regime on Earth - though I’m about to list all those countries, so it’d be redundant to list them again and again (Cuba, Cambodia, N.K., all that stuff).
 
You get nickle and dimed to hell under capitalism, so your ideas of making money aren’t really going to go as smoothly as you seem to be thinking and might even work better under socialism. Socialism is like buying a full game at full price. Capitalism is like buying a game at 3/4 of the price and then getting spammed with tons DLC and microtransaction
Socialism is a lot more honest. It takes what it needs from you and leaves you be. Capitalism is deceit because it gives you the impression that it’s letting you keep your money before ripping basically all of it away from you - more than socialism could ever dream of doing.
 
  • “more than socialism could ever dream of doing.” No, Capitalists just want to buy and sell. It’s National Socialists who will put you in concentrantion camps and murder you. There’s some more concrete examples - but I’ll save those for my more general spiel in a bit.
     
    But tell me exactly how his plans for making money would work better in a society where you aren’t allowed to make money?
     
    Also, honest - seriously? I mean, yeah, corporations advertise, and because of laws we have and backlash they’d get they usually can’t go too far off, but they are often dishonest. But how is Socialism more honest in anything other than a fantasy? What socialist state is actually like that? Oh, right, those European ones - I’ll actually address those in a bit…
     
    But really, are they more honest? They aren’t propaganda swamps like North Korea, but I don’t know if I’d call them more honest.
     
    @ghostfacekiller39  
@someguy111
This isn’t Fucks News. This is reality. Communism is not Socialism and extreme examples have no value. Fear mongering has no place here. …
 
If you’re going to play the “not the extremes” card, then you’ll be forced to fall prey to the “No true Scottsman” fallacy. “Oh, giving the government total economic control resulted in millions of deaths about 80% of the time it’s ever happened - but those are the exceptions!”
 
We have North Korea, China (which later realized capitalism works better, so they switched), the United Soviet Socialist Republics (That’s what USSR of the Soviet Union stands for) * , Cuba, Cambodia, Syria, Nazi - National German Socialists, Venezuala, North Vietnam - you know, every wonderful country on the planet.
 
  • But what is this huge deal about communism and socialism both being so different? I don’t care what you call it, I call it having your rights to your own property, to work for a wage, to start your own company or entrepreneurial endeavor (as my friend has done on many occasions) and to buy and to sell as you choose and to actually own your own money - If you take those away, I call that oppression. Mind you, you’re pretty much asking for all artists to stop taking commissions and to live on social security income, instead. Except instead of asking you’re hoping for a system of law where they’ll be arrested for offering commissions.
     
    I mean, hey, corporations are so corrupt and evil because they’re a few people with so much power, so instead of letting people handle their own money, let’s put control of peoples’ money into the hands of the same people who control the police department, military, make laws and enforce them… I mean, monopolies are so terrible, so a state-run monopoly enforced by the military and police is going to be better, right?
     
    I mean, yes, you vote for them - but how in control do you feel about the presidential election, eh? I mean, a lot of liberals hate corporations so much, so their solution is basically to consolidate the corporations and government so that the corporations also write the laws and enforce them.
     
    Then there’s, you know, Switzerland - they’re a good, working socialist state, right? Well, actually, they’re failing to replace their own population, so they’re dying, they sit on top of the world’s banks, and they don’t even need their government to pay for any military spending - now they may have a few token jets and troops, but how NATO works is that European states share technology (main gun on the M1 Abrams tank is of German design) and key strategic positions, and we - the United States - offers the industry and the actual military might. That is why we spend so much on our military, we’re more or less NATO’s sword and shield - their main item. It probably carries over from WWII when we had more military spending than 3x the U.K.‘s entire GDP. We were the main Allied player then (Soviet Union was neutral to us, though at war with Germany, but not part of the Allies), and we have remained so to this day because of our massive corporate sector that builds massive industry via capitalism that the rest of NATO lacks. It’s our American industry that won WWII, really - once again, citing our war spending vs. GDP.
     
    Citations about WWII: U.S. defense spending Relative GDP’s per capita , and Populations  
    7*0.4 = 2.8 - that’s per capita. Adjusting for population more than doubles that ratio.
     
    Long story short: yes, there are some good social states like Switzerland, but they can only exist because capitalist states (read: USA) pays for their defense against the dark arts, as per an arrangement made in NATO during the cold war against the Soviet Block.
     
    Btw, what brought the end of the Soviet Union was capitalism - because, you know, if you have the right to produce and sell things, then “fun” things get produced, like rock and roll music (“give us rock and roll!” they told Gorbachev when asked what foreign commodity they wanted), as opposed to a state-run society where things have to argue to exist, so you only get national anthems, or things produced with the wonderful government quality, like public schools.
     
     
    @Mildgyth  
    Is “parasite” really a descriptive word of someone who’s started companies that pay at least thousands’ of peoples’ paychecks? I mean, I kinda think that’s the opposite of a parasite. You can call him a jerk, but “parasite” really doesn’t work, here. A parasite would take without giving, like living off of welfare handouts. This guy pays a lot of other peoples’ paychecks. That’s more than any politician can say (I don’t honestly know the exact number, but a large company typically has well, well over a thousand employees).
     
 
And finally, on the topic of war in general: I think war is terrible, but I also think America should kinda grow a spine. I mean, what’s with giving up 8 terrorist thugs to get 1 hostage arrested in Iran for being a Christian? That’s unacceptable. We don’t even have to go to war - we can literally, now, just click and drop guided missiles on targets from UAVs.
 
I guess this is somewhat a response to this post: AaronMk . I agree war is absolutely terrible. I even made an art piece that’s the darkest thing I’ve ever made about just how freaking horrible and brutal war is. But UAV strikes aren’t bloody ground wars, and the idea is that even if 3 civilians get caught in the crossfire - that’s horrible - but that’s still better than the 150 who would’ve been executed by Syrian immigrants ISIS if that convoy made it to that town, but those 150 are still alive because you bombed that convoy. Also, Trump’s solution to Obama’s 8-for-1 deal was trade embargoes, not war, even for a hostage situation where a SEAL team could do the trick. I’d really like to see the context of what Trump was responding to, there.
 
Also, there’s a thing about avoiding “Neville Chamberlain moments.” Anyone know about that? Know history or you’ll be doomed to repeat it. Basically Neville Chamberlain was praised as a hero - iirc, a parade and everything, for avoiding a war. After the horror of The Great War (now known as WWI), everyone was ecstatic about him stopping another war from happening. Why, appeasing Germany and letting them have Austria and Poland to prevent another big world-sized war is the best thing that ever happened in history, right?
 
 
Anyways, to wrap up the socialism thing (though we didn’t end on it? Whatever), It’s like a monarchy - it can be awesome. You can have Celestia for a princess. Or maybe Celestia, Luna, and Twilight. That’d be grand. But in reality, like a monarchy, it never really shapes up to be that way because it really fails to account for or defend against human corruption, even in principle. Meanwhile, capitalism puts it to use making the economy run. When you burn human desire for power for fuel, turns out there’s a lot of fuel to run on, and you get such a powerful economy that the entire western world leans on your for defense (NATO).
 
Now, I don’t believe in an unregulated capitalism, nor am I really extreme right-wing, or hold/advocate any violent views (and what violence I do advocate, is expressly for the purpose of reducing the sum total of violence: ie, bomb 50 ISIS guys to stop them from killing 650 innocent people over their ISIS careers). In fact, I think that one incident of the government calling in the national guard on a mining company that more or less imprisoned their employees (mid-1800’s were nasty) is a great, beautiful illustration of a good system. Because the economy sector was separate from the government, when the business did something awful, the police could come in and stop them (or the national guard, as it were). But who can you call when there aren’t businesses, and so the ones doing these horrible things, are the same entity that runs the police?
 
That’s to say nothing of my advocacy of individuals’ rights. In this case, to own their own property.
 
(Like your computer? Nah, let’s give it to some poor kids in the ghetto. They’re poor so they need it more. How does that sound? Haha, I wasn’t asking for your opinion - this is the police forcing this, so your objections don’t count. Love socialism!)
 
Also, you can’t really criticize the American dream if you’ve never even tried it. I’ve got a friend who’s making lots of entrepreneurial endeavors. If he throws in the towel and gives up, then he might have some valid position to criticize it (though you could say he just needed to be more determined. Trump certainly was. Failed many times. But eventually found the secret to success and made things work).
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Lol, those are great. “If you want something done, 9/11” XD “We should be defeating the purple unicorn!”
 
Okay, sorry, these are just too good XP
 
EDIT: Okay, the Republican one was good, but ten seconds in the Democrat one and I need an ambulance I’m laughing so hard XD
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@neutralgrey  
We absolutely need to build a fence under the tunnel! XP
 
Died again at 3:48. As literally a lifelong Starcraft player… That’s more than a meme to me :p
 
@ghostfacekiller39  
I could say the same for the Democratic one - but I think the deal with these is he massively exaggerates what they say - I don’t think it’s intended so much as it is a natural consequence of warping their words.
 
Also, if that one dude renounced Canadian citizenship, then… Is it even legal for him to be president?
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