Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

It brings all the boys into the yard.
 
I wish for a partridge.

I’ll give you 6 Partridges to love and cherish.  

 
I wish for a cure to cancer

you cure crabs
 
I wish for a pear tree.

It’s planted in the middle of a fruit bat nest with rabbies
 
I wish to crush my competition

You get arrested for crushing your competition to death
 
I wish for the infinity gauntlet

It’s got a crab in it
 
I wish for a heat wave.

You die of Heat exhaustion
 
I wish that the fifth generation show of my little pony was really good.

It has openly LGBT ponies.
 
I wish for a yeti.

You only found it’s bones
 
EA goes bankrupt

You didn’t wish for it,  
Sorry.
 
I wish life was strange.

You get killed by a sentient statue riding a giant penis monster riding a monster truck
 
I wish the video game company EA, formally known as Electronic Arts, goes bankrupt.

Granted The Sims are now owned by Disney.
 
I wish to send magic hugs to people.

They fear what they don’t understand,  
That being your magic
 
 
I wish to be one of the reservoir dogs

You’re a diamond dog… from MGS5
 
I wish I lived in the 80s

You die when it’s the 90’s
 
I wish to be Mr. Orange.

Poof you become an apple  
_{are you talking about a character or something? sorry if I’m wrong (._. )}
 
I…i want a..book

@Sumi _mlp 1213  
It’s alive and It eats you
 
I wish Cartoon Network stops spamming Teen Titans Go

We all do we all do.
 
I don’t know how to make that bad so Toonami and Adult Swim becomes their own channels.
 
I wish for good dreams.

They were so good you never wake up
 
I wish for Activision to go bankrupt

Granted, but Call of Duty is now owned by Disney, and niw has candy spammed all over it.
 
I wish TTG would stop being spammed on Cartoon Network

We all do.
 
CN goes back to Loony Toons
 
I wish for a dagger.

@Shepherd  
You get stabbed in the heart
 
I wish for Hollywood to just die already.

It takes everyone with them
 
I wish to live in the old west

you get shot
 
I wish to fix a paradox.

You end up breaking the universe
 
I wish the “Disney now owns x” meme on this thread to die.