Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted, it’s Giant Bowser and he wants you dead.
 
I wish I could view any historical event while posing no threat to myself or the timeline.

Granted, but you have to take an annoying companion with you to each historical event you visit.
 
I wish I had more free time.

YOU’RE FIRED!
 
I wish to be a mighty hero.

@Shepherd  
Wish granted. You become Boromir.
 
I wish to be a pretty pony princess.

You’re a pretty pony princess of the landfill
 
I wish there were more Bendy and the Ink Machine pony pictures.

They’re Rule 34 BatIM pony pictures.
 
I wish everypony got their own spoiler image.

They are all Spoiled Ritch.
 
I wish I could shapeshift into a turtle.

@Shepherd  
Wish granted. You can now shapeshift into a turtle from Michael Bay’s TMNT.
 
I wish to turn the landfill into a garden.

Your garden only lets one kind of plant survive.
 
I wish that I would be able to see the new MLP Season 8 episode on the premiere date for once.

It’s a garden of death.
 
I wish for claws.

@WallflowerBlushFangirl  
Wish granted. But you had it completely spoiled since months ago.
 
@Shepherd  
Wish granted. You get mauled by a bugbear, who breaks its claws while doing it so, leaving them in your flesh (You never specified where you wanted the claws to be).
 
I wish for wolfsbane seeds.

You get bitten by a vampire.
 
I wish for doggie treats.

Granted, a man who thinks he’s a dog steals them from you.
 
I wish more people I knew liked the music I like.

@Moonatik  
Wish granted. Then all of them criticize and/or make fun of it.
 
I wish for apples… sweet, sweet, juicy apples… *drools*

They’re rotten apples
 
I wish for a sick burn

it’s on your face.
 
I wish for a strange weapon.

You get a photon.
 
I wish for a pen.

@WallflowerBlushFangirl  
Wish granted.  
 
And you’re locked in it.
 
I wish for an apple cannon.

Granted, apples explode in the barrel because that’s how cannons work.
 
I wish for a pizza.

It’s your least favorite kind.
 
I wish for anime.

It runs backward, the language changes every time you blink.
 
I wish to be a superhero.

@Shepherd  
Wish granted. You’re now Flatman.  
 
I wish for a gun that can shoot apples.

You make Apple Bloom sad.
 
I wish I was a lesbian superhero.

You date every other superhero of your gender and ignores crime fighting.
 
I wish I had Lyra with me.

She starts obsessing about your hands and threatens to cut them off
 
I wish this notification bug gets fixed