The Eternal Thread 2.0

@Zaknel  
This is fake news that has been debunked multiple times.

I really fucking love this
 

@Zaknel  

Back in the day, someone made a Skyrim mod that struck any NPC who said that line with lightning.

Have you ever felt the future is the past, but you don’t know how?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Yeah , happend to me when I was 12 after a sleep paralysis

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Uuuuuhhh, no?

I swear, a new YouTube bug pops up multiple a day now.

@Zaknel  
It’s because google play or whatever was discontinued. And or being shut down.
 
But when they did it, they broke YouTube because YouTubes code is pretty much copy/paste google play at this point. And YouTube staff don’t know how to separate YouTube from that google code.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Yup.

@SirBumpaous  
Why on Earth did they not just leave the coding essentially what it was? I mean, no site so massive as that should have its coding copied from somewhere else almost entirely.

@Zaknel  
Google owns YouTube.  
That’s why the decision was made to also connect codes to solidify the connection.  
But now the connection between the two is so similar that no one knows how to fix it. They’re working on it.

@Zaknel  
This will help you understand a little more.

Sigh.

I accidentally ran my debit card in the washing machine a few days ago.

Someone in my neighborhood just got abducted

@Edhelistar  
Y tu que haces aquí?
 
@Zaknel  
Hey, you know about birds right?  
How many times would I have to say “You must be Ames” for the Parakeet to say it back?

@Toyminator900  
No es de su incumbencia.

@Edhelistar  
Oh ok  
Proceed then v:
 
It’s been a while since anyone has done this but.  
Welcome? :v  

@Toyminator900  
First off, if the bird doesn’t like it it won’t repeat it at all.
 
Secondly, if it does like it, as you say it more it gets better at saying it gradually.

@Zaknel  
I see then.
 
I remember I went to a park and a parakeet would usually say “idiot” :v  
It would also whistle.

@Toyminator900  
You should watch this.