The Pizza Thread - With a Side of Toxic-Mario

@Natry
Hey, at least you can blame Canada for that.

@NitroFury
On the plus side, I haven’t had anyone force me to order it yet.

Actually. There’s some evidence the act of placing pineapple on pizza stretching further back than that.
That Greek Canadian restauranteur likely only popularized it.

@Badumsquish
And I discovered was born from Greece.

@NitroFury
It’s like how Austria claims Hitler was German; Greece claims Hawaiian Pizza was a Canadian invention XD

Happy (belated) Pi Day!

Just a casual reminder: Little Caesars is basically edible cardboard.

So many pictures in this thread broke largely thanks to a major image hosting site that went full dumbass.

Imgur, FUCK YOU

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
The fucking PAAAAAINNNNN

WAAAAAGHHHHHHH

Damn mimics :P

@Badumsquish

I’m not picky when it comes to pizza and I’ll always be down for Domino’s and Papa Johns, but man, it’s really hard to go back to them when you’ve had Jet’s Pizza

Pizza Huts are pretty much extinct at my place.
I remember growing up during the 90s when they were the ubiquitous pizza chain on the airwaves.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
I remember that too. Pizza Hut used to be like fine dining. We have one here, and it’s a sad little kiosk on the edge of a strip mall D:

@Badumsquish
They used to be the gold standard for fast food pizza.
Sometime in the late-90s, they’ve fucked up. Dominos and Papa John’s have been dominating the airwaves since.

I’m not in the US, I’m curious to know what Sbarro was like.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Never been. My jam is Dominoes :P

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
The only sit-down Pizza Hut left that I’m aware of is in West Wendover, Nevada.

Casual reminder that Little Caesars sucks!

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
What is it with northern countries and their habit of butchering pizza?

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
In Iceland I had pizza with goose, pineapple, and dates. Butchered pizza is delicious.