You're Banned!

Banned for smoldering Smolder

Banned for stealing a tanker full of maple syrup

Banned for eating a dozen (Puerto Rican) Sorullos in under five minutes

Banned for building the bridge using flimsy materials!

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Banned for not getting on my level with that ;)

@Rainz Dropz
Banned for giving me those flimsy materials

Banned for certainly not eating a dozen Yorkshire Puddings in one sitting (I could abso-flipping-lutely do that :D)

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ErR0r!

^ Banned for crashing the ban system.

Banned for not rebooting

Banned for turning it off and on again yet still having the same issue.

Banned for not pressing (the) Any Key

Banned for deleting all my Steam games.

Banned formating the hard drive!

Banned for attempting to browse Derpibooru on Internet Explorer 5

@Nightfall Gloam
Using Windows 3.1 for your OS!

Banned for not banning them

Banned for banning someone for not banning (Your name might as well be Bruce Banner! :P)

Banned for burning the bridge.

Banned for not rebuilding that bridge

Unbanned for being a master “bridgeist” (Surely I just made that term up)

Unbanned for thank you(?) (:V)

Banned and then unbanned again because you’re welcome (I guess? :P)

Banned for tongue twister

Banned for improper document scanning.

Banned for derpibooru isn’t trending via Google Trends where I live.