Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I don’t know why but I like making Eliza Pancakes suffer.

I had a nightmare that Brock Lesnar (the MMA fighter) mauled me, punched me multiple times in the face while being pinned, broke my arm in a Kimura hold, and crushed and pinned my knee with a fridge. My mom saw what he’s done to me and got worried so she tried to defend me like bringing in a kitchen knife and ultimately lacerating his back with deep cut wound, but that doesn’t stop that big man from from beating the fuck outta me. He turned his attention to my mom and grabs her by the mouth and strangles her, I screamed at the top of my lungs NO while begging for him to not hurt her but it’s too late as he did something traumatizing; raped her in front of me then that’s where my nightmare abruptly ends.  
I woke up sweating.

They did the mash!

@Shepherd  
They did the monster mash

These kittens give me life.

~ The only thing that can kill me is time. For I possess an indestructible, unkillable mortal flesh.

That’s what I thought you said now let me offer this as a rebuttal

I have been kissed into silence…

@Zaknel  
At least someone’s willing to kiss you…

I vow for the mammoth extermination. Who’s with me?

@Meanlucario  
She would rather kiss me to shut me up than listen to me…

@Zaknel  
You’re talking to someone that craves physical affection, yet it too pathetic to actually try to obtain it.

“Date me because the Tinman got stiffed.” 🤨
 

Good news!! I’m a Dick!!!

Dear TFP/Smiling Pony: **GET REKT ON YOUR NEXT PLAYTHROUGH OF PUBG BIOSHOCK, OR FALLOUT 4!**

I don’t think I mentioned this, but I’m planning on uploading a lot info of the kittens this week or next, since they’re getting close to being adoptable.

Only 90s kids will remember
 

Ispy with my little eye

Satoru Iwata is rolling on his grave after finding out all this ruckus you lewdass people have done.

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Har har har. ;-)

Doggies in da club!

It’s so weird: I’m not interested in watching horror movies or playing survival horror video games at all, but I’m FASCINATED by the lore behind them, both the in-universe lore and the production history of franchises.

@Jarkes  
i think i understand you. i couldn’t give the slightest fuck about playing five nights at freddy’s but i really like the overarching story they’ve made.