Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Twi Clown  
I didn’t hear anything about Damascus riot control gear, which I do own. I’ll just wear that and then declare war.

@DerpyFast  
Just a million?

@Twi Clown  
Look at the brightside, at least the clothes that you’ll be selling weren’t made by child slaves in China. XP

@MagpulPony
 
As long as I control the logistics, nobody can stop me.
 
@Myoozik
 
God heavens no, I’m a dictator wannabe, not a tyrant wannabe.

@Myoozik  
If he takes everyone’s clothes, wouldn’t that automatically include those made by child slaves?

@MagpulPony  
The blame would be pinned on the companies, not him

@Myoozik  
I’m just gonna EMP his magnet. It’s probably electrically driven.

@MagpulPony
 
Magically driven. So the laws of physics wouldn’t stop me. (its a clothes magnet, not a metal magnet, why did you think actual physics would work on me to begin with)

Oh yeah. Hooooooo…I’ve always wanted to say this for a long long motherfucking time but there’s one thing someone here that he can never rule over:
 
Nobody rules above ME. I will not conform over your STUPID little rules. And I am anarchy incarnate.
 
Your in a massive obstacle to think you can step over me like some sort of a little mat.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Are you ok?

@Mikey  
Of course… A moderator. XD

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Lol  
Alrighty then~

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Get in line, STUPID Pleb!

MIKEY AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
He;s too STUPID to ban me.

@Selaphiel  
Nah.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Count, go destroy Twi’s clothes magnet.

What is a ruler to a non-follower.

@MagpulPony
 
Do you really expect an anarchist to obey your command?

@Twi Clown  
If the command contributes to anarchy and I give him access to my DARPA tech, yes.

@MagpulPony
 
What if my clothe stealing thing also provokes anarchy?

@Twi Clown  
Then I’d let him borrow my truck. Boom, done deal.

@MagpulPony
 
And I’l get my job done.

@Twi Clown  
And suddenly my no clothing body-paint business makes me very rich.

@MagpulPony
 
See? We can both get what we want with no problem.

@Twi Clown  
Not quite. Taking over the planet is a bit too much. So after I amass my billions, then comes the well funded revolution.