Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Twi Clown  
Not enough flamethrowers? Just buy them at Costco.

@MagpulPony
 
Not what I mean. Flamethrowers are at distance, but I really enjoy squashing them myself. I just hate mosquitoes that much.

@Wiimeiser  
Good thing my wal-mart is too pussy and inattentive to enforce anything like that.

I banned Walmart when they said they don’t carry Abrams tanks.

I’m a Goofy Goober that digs giant robots.

Ya could have crossed the streams even more.
 

 
“I’m no man.”

Next time on Death Battle, they don’t show anybody you just here The Mary go round broke down.

Two strange dreams:
 
One about finding the perfect job working in an apple orchard, the other about playing a game taking place on the subnautica planet.

@WyrmSpawN  
>working in an apple orchard  
Applejack has joined the chat

That’s illegal.

@Shepherd  

Tried SFM.  
Turns out I can’t pose without making models look off.  
Never gonna use it again. Never ever ever ever ever.

Thought I left my socks on for a moment.

This made me legit laugh  

@SombrLiz
 

There ain’t no grave can hold my seared body down, There ain’t no grave can hold my seared body down.

How?!  

@SombrLiz  
Upstairs delivery made easy. Pretty smart.

Source  
 
Oh, if had a friend that brings back the Computer in this condition, I’m going to kick their ass.

@SombrLiz  
Sorry, had Derpy driving the truck today.

Yee-haw!