Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Yeah. They are a warrior people. The 21st century Spartans.

Any one here with experience with online dating sites?

@Meanlucario  
Yeah, Coffee Meets Bagel is where it’s at.

@DaddyMakesMeEUHH  
I thought you were making a joke about online dating vs face-to-face dating until I looked it up.

@Meanlucario  
Why would you think I was joking 😂. There are so many online dating websites, it’s ridiculous.

@DaddyMakesMeEUHH  
The title sounded like you were trying to tell me to go onto real dates rather than online ones to me. Like “why not eat a bagel with someone instead of going online” or something.

@Meanlucario  
Lol alright. Why are you asking for online dating experience, you looking for someone to chat with?

@DaddyMakesMeEUHH  
An idea of what it’s like for when I try it. I really want to get hitched.

I can convert anyone’s insults and tirades against me into punches and kicks towards the offender depending on how heavy and hurtful the words are.
 
 
Again, my left hook can cause coma or brain death on others.

@Meanlucario  
The best advice I could give is to be extremely careful and slow about giving out your information to whomever. There are some wolves in sheep’s clothing out there.

@DaddyMakesMeEUHH  
I had a feeling, thanks.

@Meanlucario  
Also Also, if you find someone who you are interested in and your able to do a irl meet up, meet up in a place with lots of people.

@Meanlucario  
The alt-right wants you.

@DaddyMakesMeEUHH  
Makes sense.
 
@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Something tells me you’re saying that to be a dick.

 
Huh. Feels like this already happened before.
 

Shitstorm is imminent ladies & gentlemen
 
 
I’m getting drunk and that second bottle has got to go too to be worth it!!!!!!!!
 
fuck all o’y’all weak bitches

@Meanlucario  
I was going to post an article about this until it started falling back on nazis.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Not filling me with confidence here.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
People’d better bring their umbrellas!

I am willing to slaughter an entire community or a whole country by myself if they insult my honor!!
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Wouldn’t that make you a slave to pride?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
If you had Honor you would ignore the insults. Stop giving the weak more food for thought.