Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Background Pony #088E
Bad news, the Mcdonkeys caught on fire.
Good news I got ONE toy! It’s a car, though.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
Over the week I’ve called my new cat the following.
Nyandalf the White, Arthas, Snowball 3000, Geralt of Rivendire, Stormageden, Fluffball, and Poof.
kleptomage
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
What counts as an expensive burger? I went to a bar last weekend that had great burgers with fries for about $16. That seems very reasonable to me considering a meal at Culver’s is like $13.
$7 a beer however I thought was high.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
One-Star Dragon Ball - For supporting the site
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Happy Derpy! - For site supporters
Bronze Supporter - Bronze Supporter
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

ZAMASU
@kleptomage
I paid as much as $8 for a single Blue Moon at some of the classier restaurant and bars (such as the Slate Restaurant at the Marriott in downtown Provo) in my area. I can almost buy a 6-pack for that at any gas station and grocery store. I understand that bars have to make money to stay in business, but 8 bucks for 12 ounces?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
kleptomage
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
Yeah, I understand restaurants need to have a profit margin, but I know the value of things and I don’t like being ripped off. I’d pay $10 - $15 for a great cocktail because that involves some skill and pricy ingredients. Anyone can pour beer.
Butters Stotch
Fluttershy - For supporting the site
Fluttershy - For supporting the site
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Happy Derpy! - For site supporters
Gold Supporter - Gold Supporter
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

Oh hamburgers!
@Mr.Myoozik
Alcohol killed my grandma okay?!
Funnily that’s more plausible than singing. No, alcohol didn’t kill anyone in my life but I had too many negative experiences with it, from my dad coming home drunk and having to carry him home with my mom, to my cousin shaming me for not drinking underage. That’s why that commercial left a bad taste. I don’t care if it’s the intention or not. They could have made it less condescending.
@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Hey there buddeh! What is this all aboot? It Dominion of Canada friend! Get it right guy! fart Hahahaha!
♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Champion - Led the charge of major battles for the New Lunar Republic, bringing swift and crushing defeat to the forces of the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

Glass Sight's My Bae💙
@Buttlord Wayne
Jeez, when you put it that way, it’s very clear why you’re not keen on the stuff.
It’s not good of your cousin to have shamed you for abstaining while underage. That in itself is pretty shameful.
Also, as a Canadian, I’ve found that some of us tend to pronounce “about” more like “aboat”. “Aboot” is super rare nowadays to the point where anybody who says it that way are just ironically and consciously parodying themselves based on their South Park depictions. We do, however, have flappy Pac-Man heads
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