Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@Holofan4life
 
There’s a lot of evidence that Shatner’s actually not always the one posting on his Twitter account and some teen runs it a lot of the time, which is probably where the tweets about 4chan come from.
 
This makes a lot more sense than an 83-year-old complaining about SJWs.

Well, tomorrow is the solar eclipse.

@LR-Studios  
I’m ready to go blind

Desert and Dessert have their pronunciations backwards.

Waddup sluts

@SquiggyBomb  
The sky.

 
Spook bitch gets spook’d, bitch.

@Carcass Strife  
They’re playing. You can tell by the way the tiger rolls over.

@SquiggyBomb  
Swimming

@Jarkes  

 
Yeah, that’d sure be unrealistic. That’d be like two presidential candidates bickering like toddlers on a social media platform.

Johnny is gonna have the worst Christmas ever.
 
I did the math and the perfect time to get him fixed would be around December. Luckily he’s a male so it will cost less time get him fixed.

Morning

It’s 2 in the morning. Why am I awake?

@mariomarc  
hello!

@AppleJackFrost  
Are you making chocolate pudding?

Back to the Persona

@mariomarc  
Hey

Jerry Lewis just died