Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

“Hi Night Flight fans, we’re talking with the one and only Ozzy Osbourne good evening Ozzy.”

Ozzy: What?

@Shavkat Rakhmonov
Ah, that brief time in the early 80s where he seemed relatively sober and collected. And then the 80s progressed…

@Shavkat Rakhmonov
What is wrong with his face?

@Mr.Myoozik
It was part of an interview from 1982. He was just goofing around

@Mr.Myoozik
He’s high as fucking usual.

@Shavkat Rakhmonov
Like I said, no, he wasn’t high during this interview. He is actually remarkably coherent here compared to later in the decade. In the interview, he’s giving honest, straightforward answers while also hamming it up for the camera simply because he’s Ozzy and that’s his thing

Okay, I could be wrong. He may be putting on a facade, but his eyes are still ablaze in the video. I was saying what I thought, and I can’t be too sure because you never know with Ozzy.

Still… better than The Osbournes-era Ozzy!

@Mellow Rhythm
Bruh then why did he said “What?” in a dumbfounded face when he’s told good evening Ozzy lol.

Not convinced he’s not onto something. 😂

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!”

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive.

He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: “Well, how was that?”

The Airbus pilot answers: “Very impressive, but watch this!”

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed.

After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, “Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, “What did you do?”

The Airbus pilot laughs and says: “I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.”

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.

Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.

@Shavkat Rakhmonov
I dunno, man. He was either being silly or on something. My verdict is if it’s Ozzy, it can go either way!

The Baphomoth. 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

@Shavkat Rakhmonov
Looks like a pair of scissors!

Show that to Badumsquish and he’ll make you a cute bugpony

@Shavkat Rakhmonov
I almost had a heart attack looking at that 😵‍💫

Gonna be letting my hair grow out for the rest of the summer to see how long it’ll grow to until I get a haircut in August

@Mr.Myoozik
I dig that idea!
You’ll look even more hippie-ish that way

Surprisingly, I was in jail for only 2 days and got released today because mom herself’s the one who paid the charges because of my freakout. Initially gonna be for a week to a full month behind bars.

The irony of the one who snitched me is the same that would free me. 😉

We’re in good terms right now.

So, to get this straight and explain things for people who don’t go on the Vent Thread (I checked out of curiosity):
You freaked out over unexpected renovations and scared your mother (due in part to your Intermittent Explosive Disorder), so she called the cops and you spent two days in jail because of your behaviour.
Correct me if I’m at all wrong.

Damn, man!
Well, I was worried that kind of stuff would land you in jail eventually TBH, but I’m glad your mum also got you out of there.

Not too many of us have been in jail. Not me yet, though I wouldn’t fully doubt it might be over some silly thing one day. Who knows?

I scared her hired workers off.

@Shavkat Rakhmonov
They’re gaining on us, eh?
You’ll never catch us alive, coppers!

Miss World/Universe titles:

Yay my country is top place in something that’s not inflation! :D

Went to my local gas station barefoot to get some breakfast, how I missed going out without shoes

@Mr.Myoozik
Back to the way it should be for you! :)

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