World of Warcraft General

@Zincy  
Oh shiz. I gotta get back to the game so I dont miss Children’s Week!
 
Not waiting another year for the stupid pet shit.
 
Got School of Hard Knocks long ago.
 
It was epic. A last minute rush for the last flag cap in Eye of the Storm before we got too kany resources and won.
 
Literally every alliance in the game was gunning for me.
 
I neared the Mage Tower… And a Night Elf Feral Druid came out to greet me.
 
Was this the end? Find out next time.

Got exalted with Legionfall. Not that it matters.  
Also, really Blizzard? 5000 nethershards for the tabard?

@Mike
 
I think Khadgar is snorting nether shard dust.
 
We’re fueling his habit.

@Zincy  
Kek

@Zincy  
Mages. Typical

Next leg of the story is here.
 
“Do 12 of those things you’ve already been doing”.
 
 
Ok they’ve stopped trying.

@Zincy  
But hey, at least we get a cool mount out of it!  
Hahahahah  
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@Zincy  
you people would never be able to handle the Sunwell patch
 
I bet you never even done Sunwell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Whatevs  
I started in Mists.

@Whatevs
 
I’m exalted with the Shattered Sun.

Well, some good did come out of today. Got another legendary. Ret Paladin Shoulders. They’re BiS as well:  
This right here.

@Zincy  
proves nothing
 
 
@Mike  
I started in classic. When I was known as ‘that one guy’
 
Didn’t play consistently though

@Whatevs  
“That one guy”?

@Whatevs
 
I didn’t mind the repetition in Sunwell because it was still somewhat new. I did that damn bombing run quest about a hundred times.
 
Something about these dailys seem more tedious than the old ones.

@Zincy  
Do 12 world quests! UGH

@Mike
 
“Hero, I need you to gather 20 succubi asses, 40 felbat wings, 10,000 nether shards, at least 30 pieces of relinquished leather armor, and a Pandaren dancer. Don’t ask questions, do it for Azeroth.”

@Zincy  
Um… isn’t that like, all of WoW?

@Mike
 
Yea, but fetch quests sound worse when Khadgar is involved.
 
It always concerned me that most of the animals in WoW were missing vital organs. There are a whole lot of toothless wolves, liverless bears, and eyeless crocolisks out there.
 
 
Also, I feel bad for the Legion sometimes. Their big stompy elites and named bosses spawn in and just get gangbanged in seconds.
 
 
“Your world will bu….OH FUCK”.

@Zincy  
Lol, that does sound kind of bad when you put it like that.

@Mike
 
In the end it wasn’t the bravery and sacrifice of heroes that saved Azeroth, it was inane fetch quests and the promise of fat purps.

@Zincy  
And the occasional orange.

@Mike  
yes
 
 
@Zincy  
imagine how hot that Isle must be though

@Zincy  
It was SO MUCH WORSE back in vanilla WoW. Ask anyone back then about the barrens quests for zvhera hooves, prowler fangs and raptor heads, when you would only find 1-2 hooves with a 30% droprate on a creature that should have FOUR of them. Even when you try to apply logic like there are in more of the recent quests like “the quest giver wants these parts to be in good condition; if this animal is in bad health or the parts are damaged in the fight, they don’t count”, SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE FOUR HOOVES.
 

 
Not to mention shit like this before they overhauled gathering professions.
 

@Keith Mowz  
Is the second one a reference to a bug where the herb would fail to pick?

@Keith Mowz  
Most of what people liked about classic wow were not those things.
 
At least not directly