Crazy Headcanons

I posted thid on another thread, but Caballeron is herpetophobic. While it was somewhat controlled for many years, these days he just panics at the thought of encontering one.

Helium makes Pinkie’s voice lower.

Zephyr Breeze smokes.

@Shepherd  

 
Ftfy

Nope, he smokes big ol stogies even.

@Dustcan  
Helium makes Pinkie Pie float.

@Dustcan
 
Coffee and caffeine in general also makes her very calm, almost scarily so.
 
If you value your life, don’t give Twilight expresso or other coffee with higher amounts of caffeine. Regular coffee is fine for her, just not those.

This may be pretty much canon, but have this: Pinkie Pie is immune to sugar-related diseases.

Sombra isn’t allowed in No Smoking areas.

Celestia didn’t get pimples during adolescence. She got sunspots.

Chrysalis and Sombra had an affair, but it didn’t worked out, mainly because Sombra was a workaholic while Chrysalis was left love-starved.

@Dustcan  
Neither is Puppysmiles, unless she’s wearing her suit.
 
@Scrounge  
As a result, she was sexually harassed much more due to her lack of pimples (which I honestly believe are used IRL alongside pubic hair to prevent accidental pedophilia)

Twilight and Starlight aren’t back in the original timeline. It just looks quite the same. Meanwhile in the original timeline is considered dead and dearly missed by her friends.

@DarkObsidian
 
Or alternatively, Twilight hasn’t been in her original timeline since Season 3’s It’s about Time.

@MadVillain
 
True. Absolute possible. But also possible, that there are “original” 3 timelines now:
 
Prior It’s about time (1-46), Prior Cutie Re-mark (46-116), After Cutie Re-mark. (117+)

@DarkObsidian  
“It’s about time” is a time loop. Minimum, it was happening 1 more time, maximum, ∞ times.
 
@MadVillain  
“It’s about time” is Season 2, not Season 3.

@Background Pony #0086
 
Only if you accept causally-looped events in spacetime. ;-)

@DarkObsidian  
“It’s About Time”’s plot seemed pretty solidly rooted in the idea of stable time loops.

Why everyone addresses ME about “It’s about time”!? It was MadVillain mentioned it first. To MadVillain: Sorry, pal. I just don’t want to be the focus of fire alone. ;-D
 
@Frustration in Excelsis
 
The problem is the idea of stable time loops itself. It assumes that time is a direct line you can travel back and forth. Problem is, that the nature of time is still a myth and literally could break in different timelines if something changes. It has something to do with the fact, that some events aren’t predictable in quantum physics. I’m no expert and my English is not good enough to make a scientific debate out of this. And I’m not a Doctor Who fan. ;-)
 
But at least let me say, that their is always an alternative if it comes to time travel. I agree with you, that I never thought about “It’s about time” before MadVillain mention it. And I haven’t rewatch it yet. Even if I do, the problme will be the same:
 
Twilight wishs to go back in time. She has some kind of device (in this case magic) to do so. She travels back in time. Without any proof that time is a direct line. Results?
 
Possibility A.) Twilight travels back in any timeline and talked to another Twilight. The spell ends and she jumps back in any time. Nothing changes.
 
Possibility B.) Twilight travels back in any timeline and talked to another Twilight. The spell ends and she jumps back in here time. Nothing changes.
 
Possibility C.) Twilight travels back in her own timeline and talked to herself. The spell ends and she jumps back in her time. Past Twilight reacts as she is supposed to do. Everything is fine. The plot of “It’s about time”.
 
Possibility D.) Somewhre in the future a Twilight travels back in any timeline and talked to another Twilight. The spell ends and she jumps back in any time. Future Twilight is lost. The other Twilight thinks it was herself and reacts like in “It’s about time”. She also use the spell, meets herself in another timeline, travels back, thinking it was her original timeline. Everything moves on. Still the plot of “It’s about time”.
 
Sorry, I hope you can understand my line of thought.

@DarkObsidian  
“It’s about time” is perfectly logical and symmetrical (she gets back to her own time always).  
“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”, however, is another story. They all are ‘shifted’ by a few hours permanently. At potential time extremity, Harry and Hermione never came back (because they went to the past and stayed here), leaving universe harryless and hermioneless.

In the Equestria Girls universe, females of most species are inherently more magical than males, which is why there have been no male EqG villains. The most notable exception is dogs, in which case it’s the reverse.
 
EDIT: Tatzlwurms lay between twenty to fifty eggs at a time, but only about seven percent of their young will survive the week after hatching. These will typically be the ones who did the best job of devouring their broodmates.

If the Pie sisters were to all get married, Pinkie Pie would want them all to have their weddings on the exact same day, at the exact same place.

@ice1517
 
With the exact same groom.

Rocs are actually just regular eagles from Earth, transported at some point in the past. It’s just that ponies (and everyone else) are just really small.

Centaurs and gargoyles have retractable claws.