PonyTales: Filli-Second and the Rumor Weed
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Weed: “Hey, I’m not like you guys. I have roots. I’m not goin’ anywhere. Your secret stays right here.”
Weed: “Hey, I’m not like you guys. I have roots. I’m not goin’ anywhere. Your secret stays right here.”
Background Pony #841F
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Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle look to each other, as the weed smirks
it then shows a shot thatlooks directly taken from “Sombra from Outer Space” shows a house
Button Mash: currently playing VR Soccer until…
???: Pssst. Did you hear about Miss Mildred?
Button: ? soccer ball lands on his head and he takes off the headset What?
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle look to each other, as the weed smirks
it then shows a shot that
Button Mash: currently playing VR Soccer until…
???: Pssst. Did you hear about Miss Mildred?
Button: ? soccer ball lands on his head and he takes off the headset What?
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #C989
Weed: “Miss Mildred! The mare who came to class today!”
Button Mash: “Yeah?”
“She’s a robot!”
gasp “Aren’t robots dangerous?”
“I don’t know. Did you hear that?”
“Yes, I think I did.”
“So then, Mildred is a dangerous robot!”
“Oh my!”
“Woah, thanks for the tip!”
Weed: “Miss Mildred! The mare who came to class today!”
Button Mash: “Yeah?”
“She’s a robot!”
gasp “Aren’t robots dangerous?”
“I don’t know. Did you hear that?”
“Yes, I think I did.”
“So then, Mildred is a dangerous robot!”
“Oh my!”
“Woah, thanks for the tip!”
Background Pony #841F
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the scene changes to Filthy Rich and Hondo Flanks are having a BBQ when…
Weed: Psst! Did you hear about Mildred?
Filthy: What? sees her A weed! In my yard!
the scene changes to Filthy Rich and Hondo Flanks are having a BBQ when…
Weed: Psst! Did you hear about Mildred?
Filthy: What? sees her A weed! In my yard!
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #C989
Weed: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, but did you hear about Mildred?”
Filthy Rich: “Well, what about Mildred?”
“It turns out, she’s really a dangerous robot!”
“Mildred?”
“Uh-huh. Everypony’s talking about it.”
“You don’t say?”
Weed: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, but did you hear about Mildred?”
Filthy Rich: “Well, what about Mildred?”
“It turns out, she’s really a dangerous robot!”
“Mildred?”
“Uh-huh. Everypony’s talking about it.”
“You don’t say?”
Background Pony #841F
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Hondo: Hey, I just read a book where dangerous robots took over the world!
Filthy: gasp ! Do you think…Mildred-
Hondo: Hey, I just read a book where dangerous robots took over the world!
Filthy: gasp ! Do you think…Mildred-
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #C989
Hondo: “She is on the library board.”
Weed: “Today the library! Tomorrow-”
Filthy: “The world!”
Rumor Weed smiles again, before the screen irises out on her again
Hondo: “She is on the library board.”
Weed: “Today the library! Tomorrow-”
Filthy: “The world!”
Rumor Weed smiles again, before the screen irises out on her again
Background Pony #841F
@Jack-Rabbit2SB
it then cuts to Mildred and Pinkie in the garden, as they’re gazing upon something below them
it then cuts to Mildred and Pinkie in the garden, as they’re gazing upon something below them
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #C989
Mildred: “Nothing lifts the spirit more than an afternoon dabbling in the horticultural arts.”
Pinkie: sniffs “I couldn’t agree more, Mildred.”
“Oh, sweet, sweet petunia, may your bloom be a beacon of hope for all who tread these grassy hills.”
phone rings
“I’ll get it.”
Mildred: “Nothing lifts the spirit more than an afternoon dabbling in the horticultural arts.”
Pinkie: sniffs “I couldn’t agree more, Mildred.”
“Oh, sweet, sweet petunia, may your bloom be a beacon of hope for all who tread these grassy hills.”
phone rings
“I’ll get it.”
Background Pony #841F
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as Mildred goes to the phone, Pinkie looks to the petunia and…
Pinkie: ! Hey! You’re a weed!
as Mildred goes to the phone, Pinkie looks to the petunia and…
Pinkie: ! Hey! You’re a weed!
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Pinkie: “Oh, Mildred’s gonna be mad! She hates weeds in her flower bed!”
Weed: “Yeah, but, did you hear about Mildred?”
“You better get out of here, before Mildred comes back!”
“You’re not listening to me! Did you hear-”
Mildred: “Mistress Pinkie! It’s the Mayor! She says it’s urgent!”
“I’ll be right there! I gotta go. Hold that thought.”
Pinkie: “Oh, Mildred’s gonna be mad! She hates weeds in her flower bed!”
Weed: “Yeah, but, did you hear about Mildred?”
“You better get out of here, before Mildred comes back!”
“You’re not listening to me! Did you hear-”
Mildred: “Mistress Pinkie! It’s the Mayor! She says it’s urgent!”
“I’ll be right there! I gotta go. Hold that thought.”
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Pinkie goes, much to the Rumor Weed’s disappointment
Pinkie: Mildred! There’s a huge weed in your flowerbed! I told it to leave.
Mildred: ! Oh, dear! Well, wait until you hear what the mayor has to say!
Pinkie: picks up the phone Hello, Mayor. This is Pinkie~.
Pinkie goes, much to the Rumor Weed’s disappointment
Pinkie: Mildred! There’s a huge weed in your flowerbed! I told it to leave.
Mildred: ! Oh, dear! Well, wait until you hear what the mayor has to say!
Pinkie: picks up the phone Hello, Mayor. This is Pinkie~.
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #C989
Mayor Mare: “Yes, hello, Pinkie. Listen, I need you to get Filli-Second!”
Pinkie: “Well, yeah sure, but why didn’t you call her with the Filli-Signal?”
“Because it’s daytime. You can’t see it in the daytime.”
“Good point. Mildred, make a note of that!” Mildred nods
Mayor Mare: “Yes, hello, Pinkie. Listen, I need you to get Filli-Second!”
Pinkie: “Well, yeah sure, but why didn’t you call her with the Filli-Signal?”
“Because it’s daytime. You can’t see it in the daytime.”
“Good point. Mildred, make a note of that!” Mildred nods
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Jack-Rabbit2SB
Mayor Mare: “Tell her we need her help. There are weeds! Terrible weeds popping up all over Maretropolis! They are saying very strange things about your friend, Mildred. I don’t believe them, but some of our citizens are getting worried. What’s worse though, they are ruining the lawns and gardens of our fair city. Pinkie, if Filli-Second cannot stop them, our property values will plummet, and our homes will be left with nothing! Can you find her?”
split-screen ends as Pinkie looks at Mildred, who nods and smiles, before Pinkie also smiles as well
“Don’t worry about a thing, Mayor! Help is on the way! hangs up Mildred, we’ve got some gardening to do!”
Mayor Mare: “Tell her we need her help. There are weeds! Terrible weeds popping up all over Maretropolis! They are saying very strange things about your friend, Mildred. I don’t believe them, but some of our citizens are getting worried. What’s worse though, they are ruining the lawns and gardens of our fair city. Pinkie, if Filli-Second cannot stop them, our property values will plummet, and our homes will be left with nothing! Can you find her?”
split-screen ends as Pinkie looks at Mildred, who nods and smiles, before Pinkie also smiles as well
“Don’t worry about a thing, Mayor! Help is on the way! hangs up Mildred, we’ve got some gardening to do!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Pinkie zooms out of the cave, we switch back to Filthy Rich’s yard, where he is still barbecuing, before being confronted by the Rumor Weed again
Weed: “Have you heard the one about Mildred? A dangerous robot I’m told! She’s got lasers for eyes, and a microchip brain! And her skin is terribly cold.”
Filthy Rich: “We heard the one about Mildred. It’s strange.”
Button Mash’s Dad: “Amazing!”
Hondo Flanks: “But true!”
“But now that we heard about Mildred, we’d like to hear more about you.”
“Moi?”
Pinkie zooms out of the cave, we switch back to Filthy Rich’s yard, where he is still barbecuing, before being confronted by the Rumor Weed again
Weed: “Have you heard the one about Mildred? A dangerous robot I’m told! She’s got lasers for eyes, and a microchip brain! And her skin is terribly cold.”
Filthy Rich: “We heard the one about Mildred. It’s strange.”
Button Mash’s Dad: “Amazing!”
Hondo Flanks: “But true!”
“But now that we heard about Mildred, we’d like to hear more about you.”
“Moi?”
Background Pony #841F
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Weed: I’m the Rumor Weed! I’m the Rumor Weed%…A tiny little story is all I need, to make a BIG mess! I’m a Rumor Weed%!
Weed: I’m the Rumor Weed! I’m the Rumor Weed%…A tiny little story is all I need, to make a BIG mess! I’m a Rumor Weed%!
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #C989
Filli-Second: “Alright, Mildred! I am executing Plan A.”
Mildred: “Yes, good luck, Mistress Filli!”
starts up the weed eater, but the Rumor Weed is unaffected
“Uh, I’m gonna… I’m gonna try Plan B!”
“Alright, trying Plan B!”
Filli-Second: “Alright, Mildred! I am executing Plan A.”
Mildred: “Yes, good luck, Mistress Filli!”
starts up the weed eater, but the Rumor Weed is unaffected
“Uh, I’m gonna… I’m gonna try Plan B!”
“Alright, trying Plan B!”
Background Pony #841F
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the song continues
Filthy Rich: So what is a rumor?
Rumor Weed: It starts as a story. Maybe it’s true, maybe not%. But once you repeat it, it’s hard to defeat it%. Now look at the mess that you got~!
Filthy, Hondo, & Button’s Dad: Uh-Huh~!
the song continues
Filthy Rich: So what is a rumor?
Rumor Weed: It starts as a story. Maybe it’s true, maybe not%. But once you repeat it, it’s hard to defeat it%. Now look at the mess that you got~!
Filthy, Hondo, & Button’s Dad: Uh-Huh~!
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #C989
Weed: “Yeah, Mildred’s a robot! Everyone knows! The story is all over town. We Rumor Weeds know how a rumor can grow just like a big weed in the ground! I’m a Rumor Weed!”
All three: “Yes, it’s true!”
“I’m a Rumor Weed!”
“Oo, oo, oo!”
“A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess, I’m a Rumor Weed!”
Filli-Second: “Ok, Mildred! I am executing Plan B.”
Mildred: “Yes, Plan B.”
snips the gardening shears, but like with the weed eater, they also do not affect the Rumor Weed, much to everyone’s shock
Weed: “Yeah, Mildred’s a robot! Everyone knows! The story is all over town. We Rumor Weeds know how a rumor can grow just like a big weed in the ground! I’m a Rumor Weed!”
All three: “Yes, it’s true!”
“I’m a Rumor Weed!”
“Oo, oo, oo!”
“A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess, I’m a Rumor Weed!”
Filli-Second: “Ok, Mildred! I am executing Plan B.”
Mildred: “Yes, Plan B.”
snips the gardening shears, but like with the weed eater, they also do not affect the Rumor Weed, much to everyone’s shock
ianpony98 
Fili-Second: Mildred, I think we have a problem.
Mildred: Yes, what’s that?
Fili-Second: I can’t stop this thing.
Mildred: Yes, what’s that?
Fili-Second: I can’t stop this thing.
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Mildred: “Oh, dear. Filli-Second, put your super-speedy-ear down by the weed.”
Filli-Second: “What? Why?”
“I’ve installed sensors in your suit that can tell us about the weed’s genetic structure.”
“Oh, my! Well, here goes.”
Rumor Weed: “Hello, hello! Testing, one, two, three!”
Mildred: “Oh, dear. Filli-Second, put your super-speedy-ear down by the weed.”
Filli-Second: “What? Why?”
“I’ve installed sensors in your suit that can tell us about the weed’s genetic structure.”
“Oh, my! Well, here goes.”
Rumor Weed: “Hello, hello! Testing, one, two, three!”
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