Discord: Prepare yourself for a grand experience. Your name is Twilight Sparkle, daughter of Night Light and Twilight Velvet, sister of Shining Armor and adoptive mother I mean sister of Spike.
You are the best friend of Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and more recently Starlight Glimmer. And my uh kind of friend too.
You were a former Student of Celestia and currently the Princess of Friendship.
I command you to be you!