The RP Thread with no Sense! (Still Pony, Anthro, likely NSFW)

@Brony96  
DX

@Dave33333  
Suddenly, beautiful bat ponies appear around you

@Brony96  
Damn. How can ladies fuck a being that has no physical form?

@Dave33333  
They make you a male bat pony

@Brony96  
Ah, well that solves… everything… _{^{There goes Mt narrator powers….}}

@Dave33333  
Sorry

@Brony96  
_{^{It’s okay.}}

@Dave33333  
The bat ponies kiss and lick you

@Brony96  
???: Damn, this is hot!

@Dave33333  
Bat Ponies: ~Mmmmm

@Brony96  
Oh, hey, I’m the new narrator.

@Dave33333  
:D

@Brony96  
Yup… So, uh, what’s going on he- O_O
 
Oh, crap, so it’s one of THOSE threads, damn, I’m glad I got the job here, I always wanted to watch ponies do it!

@Dave33333  
:D

@Brony96  
Sudden appearance of popcorn.
 
Dis gon’ b gud.

@Dave33333  
The mares got frisky

Name: Silent Hunt  
Age: 26  
Cutie Mark: A spear surrounded by bushes  
Appearance: Black and white strips, short cute mane, a black shirt and jeans, pierced ears with hydra fangs,necklace from my tribe, black boots, very faded scare on left side of temple.  
Species:Zebra  
Notes: Moving from the Zebra nations after spending whole life there living as a hunter to provide for my family. But at the behest of them I have decide to move out and see more of what life has to offer. So I moved in to a simple one bedroom apartment and looking for stable work for someone who has spent most of their life fighting to provide for their family and their own well being.

@AnarchyZebra  
Cool :D

Kobold is having trouble with you humans’ education. Help please?  

@HatOfDisguise  
HOLY SHIT MY THREAD IS ALIVE.
 
Try to find a third option.

@Dave33333  
There is no third option. You humans have stupid education. I suppose an alternative response may be sent to the silly human in charge of this education field via your magical mail that doesn’t really exist.  

@HatOfDisguise  
Who said I was human?

@Dave33333  
Who said you aren’t? You seem very supportive of the humans’ metal travel-beasts, too.

@HatOfDisguise  
wat

@Dave33333  
The things lazy humans ride in. They use liquid fuel that some stupid humans call “gas”. Liquid is not gas… Lizard-snicker