The Y-Files (Anthro, NSFW, Grimdark, Reboot)

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: Except nobody here is wearing clothes from the 1800s and have long beards.

“well, time to find the head honcho.”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana nods.
 
Dana: At least this place is small, I guess that makes him or her easier to find.

@Dave33333  
“yeah, think one of the stepford smileys here can tell us?”

@Cerebrate19  
She taps one of the strangers on the shoulder.
 
???: Praise our glorious leader!
 
Dana: Can you show us directions to where he is?
 
???: You shouldn’t be asking questions, that’s against the rules!
 
Dana: …What?
 
The stranger starts… screeching.

@Dave33333  
a screech cut short as his head meets the pavement.
 
“welp, we’re dealing with that kind of megalomaniac.”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: That hurt my ears… Ow… I guess it doesn’t hurt to look around, right? Can’t be that hard.

@Dave33333  
“true enough.”

@Cerebrate19  
As they started making their way around the town, there was a statue of their leader that was… a… kid?
 
Dana: You’ve got to be kidding me.

@Dave33333  
“that explains a few things and causes a few more questions… say, how do you feel about raising a mini megalomaniac?”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: Uhhhhhh… I’m more curious of what happened to his parents. Either they raised him wrong or he’s killed them. But I suppose we can’t be killed so… I guess I’d do it?

@Dave33333  
“good, better us than the other guys.”
 
he began looking for the controller, guessing he would be at the biggest available house.

@Cerebrate19  
There was… a palace.
 
Dana: Well, this fucker is extravagant. I wonder how he got the money for that.

@Dave33333  
“he literally has the banks, the builders and the decorators… take a guess.”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: I suppose. Welp, let’s get walking.

@Dave33333  
they march up to the front door.

@Cerebrate19  
There were two palace guards standing guard. They also had the freakish smile.
 
Dana: Jeez, can’t you two stop smiling for one minute?
 
They start screeching, it appears Dana didn’t learn from the last time she asked a question.

@Dave33333  
being guards it took shayde banging their heads like cymbals multiple times before the noise stopped.
 
“Dana… you ever notice how it seems any time you ask a question they screech like a foal on a temper tantrum? maybe, i dunno, stop asking questions?”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: Well, you just asked two questions.

@Dave33333  
“dana, i will commit noise cancellation if you start screeching, think about that.”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: I would never do that. Jeez, Shayde, I might bite your neck when I’m pissed, but I won’t screech at you like a banshee. I hissssssssssss.

@Dave33333  
“anyways, let’s see about the pocket dictator now.”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana tries to open the door… it’s locked…
 
Dana: Should we bust it open?

@Dave33333  
he takes hold of her.
 
“if it’s not airtight.”
 
they find themselves on the other side.
 
“it’s not an obstacle.”

@Cerebrate19  
Dana: I forgot about that.
 
She giggled a little.
 
They would notice a unnaturally large throne, with several servants in… suggestive clothing.