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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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A farmer went to a psychiatrist, complaining that he was being sexually aroused by his horse.

"I see", said the psychiatrist, "Is the horse a stallion or mare?"

"Mare, of course!" answered the farmer angrily; "Do you take me for some kind of pervert?"
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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So I just finished watching the first episode of the high school show that was apparently too edgy for TV.

Having gone in with no expectations whatsoever, I gotta say, it was pretty damn good.
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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Dunno what that is, but I was talking about Freaks and Geeks, the only high school TV show that was actually realistic and not highly glamorized. (Incidentally, that’s likely why audiences didn’t gravitate toward it.
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

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I’ve had this new computer for a while now and tend not to use the Cortana program built in.

I just wished her a happy Valentine’s and she responded in kind.
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

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Seems counterproductive, since holding onto anger isn’t healthy. Still, you can still distrust someone or even want them to stay out of your life, but letting go of said bitterness and just keeping an eye on them (if you forgive them for their actions) or keep them out of your life (if you can’t) can do wonders.
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Happy Derpy!
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday

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I’m going to hate tomorrow.

Just remember: Valentine’s Day as we know it is strictly a commercial creation. The holiday was created to sell flowers and candy, and it does in spades. People can make of it what they want, of course, but it was never intended to be such an in-your-face event that essentially shames those of us like me who don’t have anyone and haven’t had anyone for a very long time.
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Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
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A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

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BRB, gonna go binge on songs with "love" in the title.

cries in the bathtub engorging myself with M&Ms while The Power Of Love by Celine Dion plays loudly in the room
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