Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@Holofan4life  
Ha

I just got done writing.

@Holofan4life  
Writing what?

@HJSDGCE  
Writing what wrestlers said in wrestling documentaries so I can hopefully get upvotes on Reddit.

The irony of doing the classic straitjacket escape is that doing it whole hanging upside down is easier.
 
When you hang upside down, gravity 1) does some of the work forcing yout arms under your head for you and 2) stretches the straitjacket.

Learning the immortal science of Juche 💯🇰🇵

@Commune  
Say, Commune. I wanted to ask you this. What got you into communism in the first place?
 
I know it’s a dumb question considering Singapore’s history (with Malaysia a bit) but just wondering.

Hmm, too bad Communism is forbidden and stigmatized here
 
Just like Nazi in the West

Daily reminder that girls can’t love girls.

@AppleJackFrost  
Counter point

What is love?

@PaskaNaakka  
Forbidden

@PaskaNaakka  
Hurt me more, baby

 
Wuh oh

I wanna ride a Roomba.

Hey

@HJSDGCE  

 
Are you actually Komasan?

Robbie Rotten is now officially cancer-free!

@SquiggyBomb  
Who is that tragic and disappointing child?

I wonder if I can finish the third Palace today.

@HJSDGCE  
Komasan is a Yo-kai.  

@SquiggyBomb  
Ah, I was right then.

It feels weird being a big Starlight fan knowing that most people don’t like her.