Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
@Holofan4life  
You already have a better job now anyways. Higher pay and all that (though longer hours).
 
Plus, your coworkers were kinda dickish to you when you got fired. I mean, you bought popcorn and everything.
Thanotos Omega
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@HJSDGCE  
TBH given the kinds of books and movies kids were brought up on in my generation people in labs who do animal testing should be grateful they aren’t being mobbed and ripped apart by the activists,
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
@Holofan4life  
Well, they said you were slow. But since you were new to the job, the only two options would be: 1. You couldn’t keep up because the orders were piling up, 2. You were still trying to get used to the rhythm or 3. People there are just generally faster than average fast food employees.
 
The third one is about standards so it’d be really bullshit of them to use it as an excuse. The second one is somewhat understandable and frustrating. While the first is shouldn’t be an excuse at all, which makes it ever more likely.
RogueBadnik
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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Just saw the post in tumblr.  
The new husband of my cousin had this thing, and he gave it to me when me and my brother were sleeping in his apartment holy shit
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